Just about everyone I know is a snack getting stuck in a vending machine away from total collapse
— Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland) September 30, 2021
I don’t know how to say this delicately … but the house belongs to the gators, not your parents. https://t.co/3RbLoxwdeI
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) October 1, 2021
not to sound snobby but i’m fluent in korean and i watched squid game with english subtitles and if you don’t understand korean you didn’t really watch the same show. translation was so bad. the dialogue was written so well and zero of it was preserved
— youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) September 30, 2021
A guy on hinge had a prompt about liking dad jokes so I commented, “what do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" and he matched with me and replied “lol what?” so I said “sofishticated” and then he unmatched me
— G. L. Di Vittorio (@gldivittorio) October 1, 2021
Panic! At the Groomers pic.twitter.com/exaXf30oOL
— Dr. Dolittle (@livefromthefive) September 29, 2021
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