I reapplied for a job that fired me years ago, got the job and then quit when they desperately needed me. My level of petty is unmatched 👍🏽
— hans (@__hansm) September 14, 2021
being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard 😭😭
— ✨ (@redasrare) September 14, 2021
whenever I'm sad I think about how my boyfriend thought "antipasta" was "every Italian food that's not pasta", implying a great intra-italian struggle between pasta and not pasta
— Sara-Paige Silvestro (@sarapaige__) September 13, 2021
Why drive 8 minutes when I can spend an extra $43 to have the food delivered to my doorstep?
— Slater (@brandonslaterr) September 13, 2021
All of these people look like they go to the club Blade hunts vampires at https://t.co/wr5KMcfwGw
— Brendel (@Brendelbored) September 13, 2021
