person: I’m sad
— glamorous reptile (@glamoureptile) July 16, 2021
doctor: here are pills that make it impossible to cum or lose weight
person: perfect
My husband just asked my daughter if she was hungry and what she wanted to eat for dinner. She said “nothing cheap.” 😭😭😭
— Throwback Bitch (@Leci_83) July 16, 2021
sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard pic.twitter.com/un0oZ71SJg
— vampire workday (@imbobswaget) July 16, 2021
if cat don’t want to be held like a baby then why baby sized
— jun (@whoiszhu) July 15, 2021
she broke her favorite sitting basket and now her feets are sticking out pic.twitter.com/OhifuWqUMl
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) July 15, 2021
I wonder if the most physically gifted people on the planet can figure out how to have sex standing up pic.twitter.com/9PS0sPJFfI
— Whitley (@Videotapezzz) July 15, 2021
Since Dec 2020 . Peers #RestInBeats BIZ pic.twitter.com/ptXXFsuYDV
— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) July 17, 2021
