Gossip girl couldn't exist in 2021 because they'd send one message and iMessage would be like 'Maybe: Dan Humphrey'
— shree (@shreeester) July 9, 2021
i’m like “i don’t care” and then i can’t sleep because of it
— Amsedel (@amsedel_) July 9, 2021
a woman on the train let me take a photo of her dog and she was talking about how sometimes she loses her little booties on the street “like cinderella” but then she turned directly to the dog and said “but no sex for you! no sex! no sex for you ever!” pic.twitter.com/F7YeZgN6ZJ
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) July 8, 2021
Why does he sound like a literal villain ? pic.twitter.com/4fIdTAiNeL
— Insta : @Jaheliss / Drunk Cook 🇩🇴 (@JahelisWasHere) July 9, 2021
Taking a bath at night: relaxing, cinematic, normal
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) July 9, 2021
Taking a bath in the morning: awkward, strange, devastating
As a person who’s never had a penis, the idea that you have to shake the lingering piss out of your wiener so it doesn’t get on your pants is extremely funny to me
— Kittenfish💖 (@Kittenfish817) July 9, 2021
This is what the entire 90's felt like pic.twitter.com/KAMXJoylYz
— Sads Dikkelsen (@Merzboner) July 7, 2021
