my life has gotten immensely better since i started lying to myself. i saw the footage of the fire ocean today and said “that is photoshop” and haven’t thought about it since. i live in total bliss.
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) July 3, 2021
I love triscuits. It’s like eating a basket
— Brian Jordan Alvarez (@brianjoralvarez) July 3, 2021
Resilience is a set of skills—and psychologists know how you can learn them. https://t.co/9mPt2BWgSy
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) July 4, 2021
jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) July 3, 2021
Reassurance hits different when it’s not asked for.
— 🧚🏽 (@tittiebae) July 3, 2021
When u realize that this joke is only funny to Americans cause other countries don’t have pharmaceutical companies advertising to them on TV https://t.co/zBiRzDwdLn
— yeff (@bokonist) July 2, 2021
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