My dog figured out that I’ve been hiding an allergy pill in his breakfast, and leaves it defiantly on the floor. So I started hiding TWO pills in there. He only ever finds the one. HAHAHA YOU GOT PLAYED MY MAN enjoy not having allergies lol pic.twitter.com/PMYyeYSfDI
— mah ree nah (@marinarachael) May 27, 2021
A beautiful Black woman saw me sitting and told me the sun looked good on me and I can’t miss this light. She insisted on taking a picture of me. This is it. pic.twitter.com/BzCgy0jfyv
— The Socially Distant Architect (@nicspalate) May 27, 2021
And always remember to use the Oxford comma, kids. pic.twitter.com/m6X1Mq95dR
— agustina vergara cid (@agustinavcid) May 28, 2021
thinking about paul newman's dual wielding technique again. full finger in drink. the fit is immaculate. not a cell phone in sight, just living in the moment. saw this described as the "double black diamond" of drink holding techniques and it's never left my mind. pic.twitter.com/tWG7fPMZCr
— max (@someguynamedmax) May 28, 2021
I just ate a whole bag of gummy bears in front of @AndrewWK while he was working out. I even said “that looks difficult!” while I did the chewing
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) May 29, 2021
Ordered Chinese food tonight and I know I did it right because they sent me three forks. 🙌🏼
— Dave Quinn (@NineDaves) May 29, 2021
