just read that they paved paradise to put up a parking lot. i am livid.
— staid (@staidindoors) May 26, 2021
Right where I belong 😽 pic.twitter.com/f045k6nn5K
— Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth) May 27, 2021
Soooo my husband just came crashing through the attic of our new home today after I told him to leave the work up there to the professionals and I—
— Kelsey Byrd, DO, MBS (@KMurryByrd) May 27, 2021
Anyway, how is your day going? 🥲 pic.twitter.com/m8h6g9EdYe
Congrats ! YOU DID IT! 💖💘💝 https://t.co/FBtRUtKSuV
— Reese Witherspoon (@ReeseW) May 26, 2021
Because you needed to see a 15 minutes old baby goat 😍❤️ pic.twitter.com/z7DYHZlMmw
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 26, 2021
A friend of mine found a locked safe buried underground 5 years ago. For 5 years there has been anticipation over what might be inside it. Today, he finally opened that safe, and within it, was a single XXX condom... As in a branded condom, from the 2002 movie staring Vin Diesel! pic.twitter.com/b0WbEy58hE
— Christiaan Van Vuuren (@ChristiaanVanV) May 26, 2021
“fuck around and find out” is literally the scientific method
— zellie (@zellieimani) May 25, 2021
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