I’ll stop putting “lol” at the end of my sentences when my life stops being a joke lol
— Iris 👾☻ (@Jest_Iris) May 11, 2021
once when I was catastrophically depressed, I put my dirty dishes out in the rain (??????) and discovered the next day that all of my silverware had been stolen by an enormous raccoon who does not fear me
— Leigh Cowart (@voraciousbrain) May 11, 2021
fuck therapy, i need to Make A Big Purchase.
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) May 11, 2021
Just saw “2050 is closer than 1990” and I’ve had enough for today.
— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) May 13, 2021
This student created his own cozy atmosphere today and I absolutely love it 😂 pic.twitter.com/xBQKeJAQxj
— Ms. Mileham (@MariMilehamIHES) May 11, 2021
this is everythinggg 🔥💕 pic.twitter.com/YByRHeqROA
— 💕 sunnight ✨ (@ashleykatina3) May 12, 2021
