Film Twitter is just not on TikTok enough to know that Martin Scorsese has been busy guessing at feminine products pic.twitter.com/s82MyNkbhl
— 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 (@treytylor) April 27, 2021
cannot stop thinking about this tulip bouquet hot air balloon pic.twitter.com/mS1DjT2ull
— 𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓎 (@FrickinDelanie) April 26, 2021
yes I look bad in photos so does the moon and guess what idiot she’s gorgeous
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) April 27, 2021
My therapist: "you definitely have clinical burnout."
— Meghan Scott Molin - Camp NaNo or bust (@megfuzzle) April 26, 2021
Me: "Oh man. Well, how long is that going to take to fix, because I've got a _lot_ of stuff that needs doing."
My therapist:
Me:
Me: what?
keeping myself sharp by regularly asking myself tough questions like “what happened yesterday” and “what was i planning on doing just now”
— charlie (@chunkbardey) April 27, 2021
This is Prancer. He’s “the vessel for a traumatized Victorian child” who went viral for his brutally honest adoption ad. We are excited to share he finally found his forever home: one without men, children, or anything else he can’t h*ckin stand. 14/10 https://t.co/coN15R3THH pic.twitter.com/leMT0WwDTO
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 26, 2021
Good news: Prancer, the 13-pound gremlin Chihuahua who hates men and children, and was described as a "vessel for a traumatized Victorian child," has been adopted by a 36-year-old single lesbian in Connecticut.https://t.co/3xrCpWemVn
— NPR (@NPR) April 27, 2021