Baby goats waiting for their time to be hugged pic.twitter.com/IYESBrGG0s
— Freaking Awesome (@freak1ngawesome) November 18, 2020
JESUS CHRIST WITH THE FUCKING LEAF BLOWERS ALREADY
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) November 18, 2020
this tweet is for my neighbors only
This Senate hearing looks like the tale of a marooned lighthouse keeper and the robot butler he built to stave off loneliness. pic.twitter.com/7Mbvmyk19l
— Philip Michaels (@PhilipMichaels) November 18, 2020
Let's be clear: Dolly Parton is a millionaire and not a billionaire because she *keeps giving money away*. Being a billionaire is a MORAL FAILING. She gives away shockingly large amounts of money every year and is STILL RICHER THAN YOU AND I WILL EVER BE.
— Jerome Comeau is social-media-distancing (@Heronymus) November 17, 2020
There's an idea in Judaism that there are 36 special people in the world at all times who secretly maintain the world.
— Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@TheRaDR) November 18, 2020
I have begun to suspect that Dolly Parton may be one of them.
My four year old, when asked by a friend at day care why she has two mums and no dad, told her that her dad was eaten by a shark.
— Kate (@BakeKater) November 18, 2020
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