Show and Tell: Part Deux 10/22/20

My sister an I paid $40 to have a pink pineapple mailed to us because it’s the 18th century and I’m Olivia Colman. pic.twitter.com/ClUSVskES9

— Rosa Pasquarella (@whatrosasaid) October 20, 2020

cleansing timeline (going to do this every time I tweet something upsetting, as penance)

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— 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘐𝘌 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘙 (@333333333433333) October 20, 2020

Me lip syncing at the grocery store under my mask: pic.twitter.com/30jeAVUtNL

— albs 🎃 (@albertoutspoken) October 20, 2020

Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

— Ayush (@ayushguptaaa) October 19, 2020

Me: Please contact me with any questions, always happy to discuss.

My students: pic.twitter.com/SOxQbiULpT

— Patrick Theiner (@patricktheiner) October 19, 2020

Sometimes when I’m down I remember that Gerald Ford would let his golden retriever Liberty trot back and forth in the Oval Office during meetings to get participants to scratch her neck.

And it makes me smile. Every time. pic.twitter.com/tUGLi9HYxz

— David Priess (@DavidPriess) October 20, 2020

If only we could have seen this coming pic.twitter.com/YHOUbdFWaI

— Wilson (@VolleyBaws) October 19, 2020