Just heard my son’s history teacher say “The Americans were about to try a new experiment: to govern themselves. Something that had never been done before in human history.”
— Chad Loder (@chadloder) October 6, 2020
My son asked “weren’t the Native Americans already governing themselves?” — I almost spit my coffee out
Me and the homies after we all get vaccinated https://t.co/jG81UjAGGb
— Kendra (@kendrawcandraw) October 6, 2020
please everyone look at this duck pic.twitter.com/1rJlxT9oWl
— sarah (@heavenbrat) October 6, 2020
Let’s be honest Jurassic Park is about capitalistic hubris not science gone wrong. The science went gloriously right
— Thea Boodhoo (@tharkibo) October 5, 2020
when i walk outside and the leaves are crunchy
— asa 🛏🚶🏼♂️ (@AsaNotAkira) October 7, 2020
pic.twitter.com/MnvgntcELP
can confirm it works https://t.co/YqxqJxL01t pic.twitter.com/q8i4GhETlf
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) October 8, 2020
I used to work at a Haunted House and I pitched a room that was a long black hallway leading to a door that said "employees only" and if you were brave enough to open that there was a sweaty guy in half a gorilla suit eating a sub saying "you guys can't be back here".
— Arne Parrott (@ArneParrott) October 7, 2020
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