Isaac Newton: finally i’ve figured out gravity
— Glenn (@Shenaniglenns) August 25, 2020
Dairy Queen employee: here’s ur blizzard [flips it]
Isaac: are you fucking k-
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) August 25, 2020
Had a babablast catching up over a socially distanced lunch with one of my CT neighbors #Bababooey pic.twitter.com/2Opuykhk2k
— Tom Bergeron (@Tom_Bergeron) August 25, 2020
texting Iranian guy 2 years older than me:
— Arash Karami (@thekarami) August 25, 2020
salaam aghaye Hojati, I hope you and your family are doing well. I was wondering if it would be okay to call you regarding a question I had. Thank you for your time.
texting white guy 20 years older than me:
hi Bill please call me
wish i had the confidence of the woman trying to sell this cheese grater as an earring rack on etsy pic.twitter.com/SFRw4KSiuH
— corie johnson (@corietjohnson) August 25, 2020
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