— In the middle of a PANDEMIC? (@Deh_Bone_Air) August 18, 2020
“No one should take oleandrin to prevent COVID. Anyone gullible and foolish enough to take it despite this advice should get their affairs in order beforehand” - Dr. David Juurlink https://t.co/n6Br0k6xgh— Eli Rosenberg, MD MBA (@erosenb) August 18, 2020
When I’m making myself feel bad about not getting something done, I just add “during a pandemic” to the end of my sentence. I didn’t get that act written during a pandemic. I didn’t do the dishes during a pandemic. I didn’t perfectly perform and impress everyone during a pandemic— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) August 18, 2020
[My funeral]— Rob Actually 🏳️🌈 (@RobbyActually) August 17, 2020
Boss: *solemnly placing his hand on my casket and sobbing* how could you do this to me we are so understaffed today
Love the headboard. Light. Famous pillows. Always 10/10 @dollyslibrary pic.twitter.com/3rTvt8tpXS— Room Rater (@ratemyskyperoom) August 18, 2020
Taking my mask off so my phone unlocks pic.twitter.com/kSRufDKcV0— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) August 18, 2020
My porch light kept coming on and I was wondering why. I go to the door to see what's up thinking it could be a deer and see this. Why are they even together? I have so many questions. Why is my backyard constantly looking like Over The Hedge? I'm in confusion. pic.twitter.com/FWc0TWkAqF— Tezz (@SwaggedOut_Taco) August 17, 2020
Seal of approval https://t.co/Og3ap8x1IL— Tim Chantarangsu (@TimothyDeLaG) August 17, 2020
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