Made a mask out of a photo of my face printed on cotton & I gotta say it’s... exactly as disturbing as I thought it would be pic.twitter.com/h8QN4Nh2rD
— Christopher Miller (@chrizmillr) May 27, 2020
4yo: Turtles only eat lettuce.
— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) May 27, 2020
Me: Okay.
4yo: I need some lettuce.
Me: [Hands him a tissue]: Here. Lettuce for your turtle.
4yo: THAT’S NOT REAL LETTUCE.
Me: THAT’S NOT A REAL TURTLE!
4yo: HE DOESN’T KNOW HE’S NOT REAL!
Me: IT’S... wait... that’s deep.
I will stop and watch this and cry laughing every time it comes across the TL https://t.co/YYzSuILaHW
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) May 27, 2020
whales have big feelings call that having emoceans
— whalefact (@awhalefact) May 26, 2020
Everyone I know is just awake like 20 hours a day now.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 27, 2020
she ate him omg 💔 https://t.co/bETixsqAhx
— aaron (@baeronchan) May 26, 2020
