our anxious 4yo recently learned that all humans die. it was really tough, we all cried, but we got through it.
— Alix E. Harrow (should be offline) (@AlixEHarrow) December 14, 2020
today he found out that all humans die at DIFFERENT TIMES and he's LIVID
aging is a trip I used to be able to do four beers a bump 2 hours sleep then go to work no problem now if I eat a dessert I have to go to the hospital
— subtle gynandromorph (@sashageffen) December 13, 2020
I want to say I’m a good person but nothing brings me greater joy than going exactly the speed limit when someone tailgates me
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) December 15, 2020
I had a request to repost this (from the early days of the pandemic). Obliged. pic.twitter.com/YsalvEtRpu
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) December 15, 2020
https://t.co/vno24Ywlfy pic.twitter.com/yWU3Ft3mTT
— Jas✨ (@NoJASAtAll_) December 14, 2020
I accidentally ate a significant amount of paper towel that was wrapped around my burrito and I just shrugged and swallowed 2020 has really hardened me
— Leslie Grossman (@MissLeslieG) December 15, 2020
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