attention: i'm so proud of my cat he started making to throw up on my bed and i was like "please no" and then he hopped daintily off and started hacking on the rug and i was like "please god no" and he leapt one final time to a clear patch of wood floor before letting it rip
— anna borges (@annabroges) November 11, 2020
Japan has 1700 miles of high-speed train lines that can go up to 200 mph. The system has been in use for half a century. https://t.co/JDLzC6Zqbz
— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) November 11, 2020
Writing to Santa to ask for some serotonin this year.
— Frankie Zelnick (@phranqueigh) November 11, 2020
a mango implies the existence of a manstop
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) November 11, 2020
Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they won't stop https://t.co/X0515glzoM
— Jamileđź’Ž (@litskinayo) November 10, 2020
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