Show and Tell: Part Deux 7/16/20

My therapist taught me this trick.

When you feel anxious that someone is mad at you, doesn’t like you or that things are worse than they actually are, ask yourself:

“Who told you that?”
Typically you won’t have an answer & you’ll learn that it’s all in your head.

Pass it on.

— Nabela Noor (@Nabela) July 14, 2020

thinking about when my (good) ex didn’t know how to dirty talk so he said he was going to chain me in his basement for two weeks with only bread and water i was like wait what

— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) July 14, 2020

Love it. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/9oqK9sFs2V

— Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍🌈 (@cmclymer) July 15, 2020

nice try fed https://t.co/I3mpbzFHrz

— Opinionated Ocelot (@ObstinateOcelot) July 14, 2020

she just gets me pic.twitter.com/JXqpUd86rE

— 𝐦. (@bIuntinski) July 14, 2020

Ok, so this bird doing multiple dances to different alarm ringtones is definitely the Twitter content I’m here for.

Birds, bruh...pic.twitter.com/CVHvBtIStz

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 15, 2020

I see you. I feel you. I am you. pic.twitter.com/Kl40y1BZYx

— Jessica Chastain (@jes_chastain) July 15, 2020

Lotioning her hands before she reads y’all???? ICONIC pic.twitter.com/a2buhREtwC

— kolby 🏳️‍🌈♉ (@kolbybrianne) July 14, 2020