Show and Tell 3/10/20

A place to show and tell the latest and greatest from YouTube and Social Media. Here are a few to kick things off:

Ok... MFs out here trying to get outta tickets... lol pic.twitter.com/ACNUbHvISM

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) March 9, 2020

I know a lot of you are upset and worried about the world. Please, I implore you: this is not the time to try bangs.

— Duchess Goldblatt (@duchessgoldblat) March 9, 2020

Saying “god bless you” after someone sneezes:
- Boring
- Predictable
- You don’t speak for god

Saying “just as the prophecy foretold” after someone sneezes:
- Mysterious
- Ominous
- Maybe you’re a time traveler or an ancient forest witch

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 9, 2020

celine dion's outfits in new york over the last week, to cleanse the TL pic.twitter.com/YyZG0YCT87

— rachel syme (@rachsyme) March 9, 2020

To set off across the vast blue expanse.
To risk it all.
To go where no dog has gone before.
These are the things that sum up the spirit of adventure... pic.twitter.com/nkWphbccHo

— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) March 9, 2020

Freud: what if our trauma informs how we navigate the world

Me: wow, that's a good p-

Freud: like how women are traumatized by not having a penis

Me: that's not really

Freud: and you know every dude wants to fuck their mom?

Me: ok so a lot of assumptions are being made here

— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) March 8, 2020