I don't care that Shakira didn't pay her taxes! Jeff Bezos doesn't either and he didn't release She Wolf— jake (@huntychan) February 2, 2020
Just called this Jamaican restaurant and asked for their hours. The lady said “yes” and hung up. I cannot wait to eat there, it’s gonna be amazing— M. (@lovelarrieuxx) February 1, 2020
Dogs bruh! pic.twitter.com/kSheqv8vBs— Madeyousmile (@Thund3rB0lt) February 1, 2020
everyone remembers where they were the day they learned lmfao was an uncle and his nephew— 🌷𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝓉𝑜𝓂🌷 (@YuckyTom) February 1, 2020
swim underwater to catch a glimpse of its penis https://t.co/q1bP4jBI0F— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 1, 2020
When you're an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like pic.twitter.com/4c2O9KkABI— overworked turbonerd (@overdesigned) January 31, 2020
Things to do in February:— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 1, 2020
- Eat pancakes
- Try to cancel gym membership
- Ignore Valentine’s Day
- Love or hate rugby
- Be glad it’s not January
- Wait until March
- That’s about it
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