Show and Tell 2/14/20

A place to show and tell the latest and greatest from YouTube and Social Media. Here are a few to kick things off:

overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine's card that said 'we are the same kind of weird'. shop assistant said 'is this for your girlfriend?' and he said 'no, it's for my grandma'
:')

— Deirdre (@figgled) February 13, 2020

Not sure who was more excited. Glad she remembers me after a year! pic.twitter.com/sScVXHMHJn

— Christina H Koch (@Astro_Christina) February 13, 2020

Can’t. There isn’t one. https://t.co/rCpqBPzVTy

— dan levy (@danjlevy) February 13, 2020

All dressed up, no place to go pic.twitter.com/RRuonpxEct

— JARED LETO (@JaredLeto) February 13, 2020

mulan: i'm going to war instead of u

her dad: no. i forbid this

mulan:

her dad: but if u do there's a sword in the shed i'll leave the light on for u

mulan: ok i-

dad: armors there too. should fit perfect

— eli the average guy (@jazz_inmypants) February 12, 2020

north jersey, central jersey, south jersey https://t.co/ViXcH6w1ns

— crissy (@crissymilazzo) February 12, 2020

No One Has All 3:

-a job that doesn’t under pay you
-a brain that produces serotonin
-a valentine

— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) February 12, 2020