Sometimes I like to think about how Nathaniel Hawthorne lived next door to Louisa May Alcott and was a petty whiny little bitch about her success until the end— rachel syme (@rachsyme) January 2, 2020
When my sister in-law was a waitress in Canada, she was taking drink orders from a group of Americans. They each ordered a glass of red wine. She suggested they choose a LITRE instead. They spoke among themselves and one man put up his hand and said - “I’ll be the leader.”— Christine (@guelphgirlchris) December 31, 2019
Huh? Fuckkkkk. pic.twitter.com/l45eSL2WgO— Joseph Gordon-Levitt (@hitRECordJoe) January 2, 2020
WARNING: for at least the next two weeks, everyone around you will be trying to be their best selves, stay safe out there— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 2, 2020
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. This is how they found him. pic.twitter.com/FxmK9l3cwo— Adam(Alaa) Bujairami (@AdamBujairami) December 24, 2019
Trying to recover after Xmas & the new year... pic.twitter.com/pBdXqraSbi— Teddy (@MrTeddyTedster) January 2, 2020
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