Show and Tell 1/23/20

A place to show and tell the latest and greatest from YouTube and Social Media. Here are a few to kick things off:

me: I am now on a diet

friends : let's go out and eat

me: https://t.co/1qrVGnPwc7

— 🦋 (@stfubad) January 21, 2020

I have watched this 400 times pic.twitter.com/673c3Ebeu0

— Edamami (@Marshall_Audrey) January 22, 2020

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time pic.twitter.com/N2nULbpNlA

— shosh (@shoshmcgosh) January 22, 2020

Sigmund Freud: I fell over

Me: A Freudian slip?

Sigmund Freud: Not funny – I stepped on glass

Me: Is it a bit of a pane?

Sigmund Freud: You're enjoying my misfortune

Me: Yes, it's shard-in-Freud

— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) January 21, 2020

*opening a can of tuna*
Cat: Oh my GOD
Me: No-
Cat: SECOND dinner??
Me: No, this is m-
*taps me with her paw*
Cat: Father you have provided SeA MEaT
Me: Please stop
*jumps up on the counter*
Me: Jesus christ
Cat: I am BLESSED dad holy fUCK
Me: Please don't-
Cat: MEEOOOOOOOOOO

— Jesse Nowack (@Nowacking) January 20, 2020