I am:— Glenn (@Shenaniglenns) December 26, 2019
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder version)
And you:
🔘 STOLE fizzy lifting drinks
🔘 get NOTHING
🔘 LOSE. Good DAY sir
Jake Gyllenhaal’s start/end of the decade is the one to beat pic.twitter.com/EmEnwsQDjJ— Star Wars: A Marriage Story (@thiseffingnerd) December 26, 2019
told my boyfriend I wanted some bookends for Christmas and he only went and fucking handcrafted The Shining bookends for me with tiny model furniture that he's painted (the typing desk has a tiny bit of paper with 'all work and no play...' written on it) pic.twitter.com/lCBJxIAgH2— chloë (@kawaiigoff) December 25, 2019