“stop letting someone live in your head rent free”— jonny sun (@jonnysun) August 28, 2019
other people: okay, you’re right. i will stop letting them live in my head.
me: I MUST FIND A WAY TO MAKE THEM PAY THE RENT
OK, a bee farmer was tired of bears stealing his honey, so he turned them into taste testers. This is a #picturebook! pic.twitter.com/xGcOzFLYev— Tara Lazar (@taralazar) August 28, 2019
What kind of bird is this? pic.twitter.com/TSm5ynOPTO— Dave M (@SpotTheLoon2010) August 27, 2019
My neighbor across the street had a pumpkin plant take over his entire front yard. I asked him what fertilizer he used. “None! This was an accident from our jack o’ lantern.” Then like captain Ahab he stared into the distance and said, “I’ve just got to see this through.” pic.twitter.com/mQBI3Hbd8m— Sonya Huber (@sonyahuber) August 27, 2019
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