I can't believe I'm going to miss Burning Man again for the every year in a row— Steve Agee (@steveagee) August 12, 2019
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A SUBSCRIPTION NOW??? Remember when you used to buy something & then it was yours forever? Now you have to subscribe to everything & pay monthly forever. They should call mortgages "home subscriptions" you can cancel at any time!— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) August 12, 2019
Don’t mind me https://t.co/FIVza28cC1— Chris Fleming (@chrisfluming) August 13, 2019
My boomer dad, whom I love, has very weird ideas about how work works— Eater of Continental Breakfasts (@bitterkarella) August 12, 2019
Me: 2 people just quit at my job
him: ah! So they're gonna promote you now?
Me: what, why would they do that? Now I just do 3 people's work
him: but they have to pay you more now?
Me:
How to tell you're an adult:— Cats Against Humanity (@CatsVsHumanity) August 12, 2019
• you gain 30lbs overnight
• you'd rather sleep than go out
• everything hurts
• comfort comes before style
• you have a favorite spatula
• everything feels like a chore
• college students look like 12yr olds
• you're always annoyed af
I’ve never seen a melting marshmallow go down a slide. pic.twitter.com/SfjaU1t5hp— pup🐶 (@popularspup) August 12, 2019
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