All I’m saying is we have SIX theme parks built around Mickey Mouse and he’s only been in 11 films, whereas Meryl Streep has been in over 65 and she has ZERO theme parks...— MKB (@MatthewKBegbie) June 22, 2019
ME: I’m going to take some melatonin to help me sleep a little better— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 22, 2019
MELATONIN: *in director’s chair* okay fucked up dream time - SO,,, you’re on a cruise ship that’s also a crashing airplane
Click on this tweet to play a very fun "choose your own adventure"
Being BeyoncĂ©’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD pic.twitter.com/26ix05Hkhp— Green Chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
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