Friday, December 31, 2021
Feel Good Friday 12/31/21
Show and Tell 12/31/21
✨ Portrait of a Young Lady Between Walks ✨ pic.twitter.com/3oKkBNlQub
— Isaac Fitzgerald (@IsaacFitzgerald) December 23, 2021
the best reveal-pan i’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/zds7fmPQEB
— cautious positivity jeff (@thecultureofme) December 23, 2021
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 23, 2021
No you don’t understand I’m screaming quite loudly pic.twitter.com/3Hzos3G3bz
— Challan (@challxn) December 23, 2021
Happy holidays, from the PA turnpike spool. pic.twitter.com/XosyvB2M6v
— Brett "Unions 2021" Banditelli (@banditelli) December 23, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/31/21
Blinded By the Light 12/31/21
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Thursday, December 30, 2021
Deep Thoughts 12/30/21
Show and Tell 12/30/21
I’m extremely cucked by my Persian cat. She started stealing my night ice waters so now she gets her own glass. She expects it & runs for her ice water when I get in bed. I tried to trick her tonight w uniced water & she sniffed it then found my ice water & drank it. I hate her
— Mrs. Krampus (@ComradeLuanne) December 24, 2021
While living on St Croix, we often watched the full moon rise out of the sea. Our hearts skipped a beat every time. pic.twitter.com/7yZhkSdABg
— Lindsay Houston (@Lindsay68365003) December 24, 2021
Me looking thru the little window on the bag of pasta pic.twitter.com/w6cMPEumZR
— Kyle Harris (@heykyleharris) December 23, 2021
you ever just hand things to your cat to sniff so they can feel included
— memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish) December 24, 2021
Shit is so bleak ppl in LA aren’t even tweeting about the rain
— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) December 24, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/30/21
craziest part is she’s probably headed to Fundamentals of Economics pic.twitter.com/UX39MXg7a2
— . (@blairsmani) December 20, 2021
at the hibachi place wishing i had the other chef. his table’s having so much fun. he clearly has more moves unlocked. he’s getting their baby involved. our guy is busting eggs everywhere like Mr Bean
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) December 20, 2021
Brian Eno on NFTshttps://t.co/reT8MjYYqB pic.twitter.com/RtYVVKIcKH
— Michael DeForge (@michael_deforge) December 20, 2021
(📸 @lindabear78) pic.twitter.com/hCGyXM2FvV
— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) December 19, 2021
My partner has spent the pandemic becoming some kind of fucking doctor doolittle and now look at the bullshit I have to put up with at the kitchen window pic.twitter.com/XKVMlH4xVl
— Rachel Mars (@rachelofmars) December 18, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/30/21
The U.S. shattered its record for new daily coronavirus cases on Wednesday, a milestone that may still fall short of describing the true destruction caused by the Delta and Omicron variants because testing has slowed over the holidays. https://t.co/aEWzCfcXa8 pic.twitter.com/rf8KyA2gw1
— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 30, 2021
FLORIDA—Surpassing all-time #COVID19 high with hospitalizations surging like clockwork behind the case rise. Some claimed Florida was as “herd” and #Omicon protected because of recent July-September #DeltaVariant wave. This looks unlikely.
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 29, 2021
Figure by @DrWilliamKu pic.twitter.com/dR1cr2wo9k
And then there is this. People are trying to do the right thing, know their status. And we've made a mess of it. Made it hard to get a test, not easier. https://t.co/o9tNuPL9LY
— Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves) December 29, 2021
The winter spread of coronavirus cases is worsening.
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) December 29, 2021
Here's the latest advice on protecting yourself and those around you:https://t.co/3pTuqGPoPO
Multipurpose Room 12/30/21
Blinded By the Light 12/30/21
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Early Bird Special 12/30/21
Dr. Dre has to pay ex-wife Nicole Young $100 million in divorce settlement.
Dwayne The Rock Johnson has no plans to return to the Fast and the Furious franchise.
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
Show and Tell 12/29/21
The only Emily that belongs in Paris! pic.twitter.com/5sUJjQDmHh
— Kanika Talwar (@Kanika_Talwar) December 23, 2021
Please do not ask about 2022 and my plans/goals for the year. This is my only plan: pic.twitter.com/F86qDJdZWf
— The B stands for 🗣Big Mama your arm (@JunieBJawn) December 23, 2021
In case you’ve never seen an eagle flying with a shark before. pic.twitter.com/1e8uvrywqN
— TG (@TG22110) December 23, 2021
Ok serve https://t.co/XQ52xXqXdL
— Incel Passing (@fair___trade) December 23, 2021
So many people need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal.
— Suspiciously Nice Prof (@steph_teasley) December 23, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/29/21
He got into a pot of Mac n Cheese pic.twitter.com/PYpRtkCSyV
— A happier day (@AHappierDay) December 20, 2021
some dark shit went down in subway yesterday pic.twitter.com/FW6zaq05k4
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) December 21, 2021
Body: We should go to bed.
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) December 21, 2021
Brain: Or we could look up history's deadliest carnival accidents.
My cat telling me he loves me pic.twitter.com/jthv4gbdWG
— Nathan (@Humanstein) December 21, 2021
A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wth is stressing you my G ?!?!?
— G 🌼 (@miz_gizzy) December 20, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/29/21
how did covid drop like 3 albums before rihanna did
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) December 27, 2021
Hugh Jackman Tests Positive for COVID-19, ‘The Music Man’ Cancels Performances Through Jan. 1 https://t.co/jchC5b8feB
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) December 28, 2021
vaccinated or not please stop standing so close to me in line
— chloe 🕷 (@lil_ibuprofen_) December 27, 2021
BREAKING—The FDA just announced that rapid antigen tests are less sensitive for detecting #Omicron variant infections. This could mean we are missing a lot more #COVID19. I know many families with everyone having symptoms but many not positive. Oy. https://t.co/3q06hgp0de pic.twitter.com/mPgg3Fm5ZP
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 28, 2021
U.S. sets record high for coronavirus infections https://t.co/t5PaQWmR3Q
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) December 28, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/29/21
Blinded By the Light 12/29/21
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Early Bird Special 12/29/21
Betty White talks to People Magazine about her secrets to a happy life at 100.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver finalize their divorce 10 years after splitting.
Tuesday, December 28, 2021
Show and Tell 12/28/21
My parents have the biggest cat in the entire world. He meowed this morning and I thought it was a French horn. pic.twitter.com/xeF9AtpHRu
— Parker Evans (@parker_d_evans) December 25, 2021
I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM FOR SO LONG LMFAO pic.twitter.com/9rvAU43tvp
— 🤠 (@heavensbvnny) December 24, 2021
Sunrise from Cairo. The view outside our hotel is IMMACULATE. Great pyramids off in the distance. pic.twitter.com/zGH0nZmITz
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) December 26, 2021
I saw mommy kissing Pete Davidson
— ❄️ Genevieve Ice Ice Baby ❄️ (@genevieverice) December 25, 2021
woke us up at 7 am with a crashing sound and she runs up onto the bed like this pic.twitter.com/oV61gtaqU1
— boyboss mode (@trashwonk) December 24, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/28/21
why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) December 22, 2021
I cannot believe I’m in charge of my own finances. me, a person who had to stop playing the kim kardashian iphone game because I was spending too much real money on it
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) December 22, 2021
Reaching into my trauma for screenwriting inspo pic.twitter.com/OKhgaPpVYe
— Daniel Woburn (@danielwoburn) December 22, 2021
This is the YouTube search history in our Airbnb pic.twitter.com/BgjlOZYAZk
— Jon Plester (@JonPlester) December 22, 2021
Tom Holland is different pic.twitter.com/4Re1I1GtMU
— ƶola morales☀️#BLM (@zola1k) December 20, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/28/21
some helpful pandemic advice from my dad’s friend who i barely know pic.twitter.com/VjkZOxiZyn
— Andrew Michaan (@AndrewMichaan) December 25, 2021
Thread:
When I tested positive for COVID a few days ago, nowhere in my test results did it tell me how long to quarantine for, how to monitor my symptoms, or when to seek medical care. If you have COVID, here's a breakdown on all that (even if you're vaxxed + boosted):
— ash ⚡️ (@ashxni) December 23, 2021
friend groups be getting covid like pic.twitter.com/IoayeDcr3k
— goob (@gabebergado) December 22, 2021
Test before gathering but don't hoard tests but test every day because you can have symptoms but not test positive until a couple of days later but don't hoard tests but testing is the best way to stay safe but don't hoard tests, also you need a PCR test but you can't get one
— Anna Maltby (@amalt) December 23, 2021
I had Covid symptoms, but 2 negative PCRs and 3 negative rapids. I felt crazy! Then I tested positive. So, I made a tik tok about it. pic.twitter.com/MHDePxz4tn
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) December 22, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/28/21
Blinded By the Light 12/28/21
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Monday, December 27, 2021
Show and Tell 12/27/21
Do you think dogs understand how hilarious and loved they are? pic.twitter.com/DXeNSTMHQ4
— 👩🏽🦰🇭🇹 (@nevertwobored) December 26, 2021
this is extraordinary footage pic.twitter.com/XMyz8JdhoO
— a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore (@steamedhamms) December 26, 2021
MATERIAL GORLL https://t.co/VPq7xOD156
— Bri (@bieberhoIe) December 26, 2021
— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) December 27, 2021
Thx for all the bday wishes! ♥️🍰🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 pic.twitter.com/oigCnmBnhx
— JARED LETO (@JaredLeto) December 26, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/27/21
Fire on the Mountains. Spectacular sunset over the Wasatch Back pic.twitter.com/Qsa6KLy4CS
— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) December 23, 2021
I took my puppy to get groomed and they gave him a bow tie 🥺 pic.twitter.com/IDkhAJL4V4
— Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) December 23, 2021
This is George. He did not steal the gingerbread house. This line of questioning is inappropriate without counsel present. 14/10 you don’t even have proof pic.twitter.com/aLVZShFxdF
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 23, 2021
Quite possibly the best sign I have seen before the day ends 😂 pic.twitter.com/0s2Vq3ZesR
— Sukh Dubb 💙 (@SukhSDubb) December 23, 2021
I took this picture in the wee, cold hours this morning.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) December 22, 2021
It makes me ridiculously happy.
Eastern screech owl. The first owl I have ever seen in the wild. pic.twitter.com/d9SbNWcv1j
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/27/21
doing a home covid test like pic.twitter.com/phglateIV8
— Amy (@lolennui) December 26, 2021
Ho-ho-holy crap pic.twitter.com/93x8lqP2Ek
— David Fisman (@DFisman) December 25, 2021
People are going to the ER to get official medical documentation because they know that the medical system, and the govt, will fuck them over should they ever need to claim disability. 1/3 https://t.co/CrJz0UVi1u
— Nicole Lee Schroeder, PhD (@Nicole_Lee_Sch) December 24, 2021
Nurse explains how there are almost no hospital beds due to the rise in COVID pic.twitter.com/6qUd89Z1U3
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) December 25, 2021
SARS-CoV-2 Induces cell death by apoptosis in neurons. A slow loss of neurons by this mechanism may be causing neurological features now been reported in Long-COVID.
— Abdul Mannan Baig. (Ph.D.),(MBBS) (@AMannanBaig) December 24, 2021
This can cause enormous disabilities in long haulers (full paper below)https://t.co/y3s86f9W5u pic.twitter.com/c7wVrxtmOC
Multipurpose Room 12/27/21
Blinded By the Light 12/27/21
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Early Bird Special 12/27/21
Former Real Housewife of Orange County Megan King and Joe Biden's nephew Cuffe Biden Owens have split after 2 months of marriage.
Sunday, December 26, 2021
Saturday, December 25, 2021
Merry Christmas 2021
Merry Christmas and a belated Happy Hanukkah, Anarchists!
Whatever your plans are for the day, wishing you the very best! I hope that Santa and Hanukkah Harry brought you everything you wanted this year, and that all of you have a very happy holiday.
I know that this time of year can be tough for some - if you are struggling, I hope you can feel the good thoughts being sent your way from everyone here, myself included.
If you're looking for something holiday-themed to watch, sit back and enjoy Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean.
XOXO, Outtie
Friday, December 24, 2021
Feel Good Friday 12/24/21
Show and Tell 12/24/21
We have launched an inquiry to establish whether a party took place. pic.twitter.com/Mbe5ibjTBD
— Gill (@GillianCarring6) December 17, 2021
hell yeah pic.twitter.com/mUXR3bBHCd
— Daniel M. Lavery (@daniel_m_lavery) December 17, 2021
this is the funniest thing ever to me somehow pic.twitter.com/TUdEmEHyff
— nel (@nymphsue) December 16, 2021
— Bodega Cats (@Bodegacats_) December 18, 2021
Hi, I’m Rahul Kohli and I’m what’s known on the streets as “financially irresponsible”. pic.twitter.com/rReFWREmAu
— Rahul Kohli (@RahulKohli13) December 18, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/24/21
This is Zena. She definitely mentioned she did not want a bath. You must’ve not heard her. 13/10 please listen more closely pic.twitter.com/awVbH6SQLC
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 16, 2021
120 year old guy: very cool! pic.twitter.com/7m2tTUowaz
— slick (@dlicj) December 14, 2021
my therapist: be kinder to yourself!
— kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) December 15, 2021
my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot
Y’all! 😭 pic.twitter.com/U1VoYXjeoK
— Tessa Tha Blessa 🏆 (@TessaThaBlessa) December 14, 2021
whenever i feel my anxiety getting worse i drink a big coffee and go on social media so i can try for a new high score
— tony ferraro (@tony_ferraro7) December 15, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/24/21
If you're still using a cloth mask, it's time to up your game. Experts say to block omicron, you should upgrade to an N95 or similar high-filtration mask.
— NPR (@NPR) December 23, 2021
Here's how to find a good one — and when to wear it.https://t.co/UpfUTTdcRG
When delta swept through India, I didn't think it was possible for Covid to become any more contagious.
— Vincent Rajkumar (@VincentRK) December 23, 2021
Well in just a month, the omicron wave has gone past delta in number of US cases. Incredible. https://t.co/8N8d2q0VXj pic.twitter.com/SEjxmLW6Jj
Infection rates, over last two weeks:
— Alexander Nazaryan (@alexnazaryan) December 23, 2021
California: +31%
New York: +126%
Florida: +509%
(Data via NYT)
Omicron is replaying our past pandemic mistakes on fast-forward.
— Ed Yong (@edyong209) December 23, 2021
Here's a piece about 6 errors that we keep repeating, jointly written by your very tired pandemic reporters--@KatherineJWu, @sarahzhang, and me. https://t.co/iwWc6PmXh5
Getting asked this a lot, posting here in case you fall into one of these categories.
— Shikha Jain MD, FACP (@ShikhaJainMD) December 23, 2021
PCR (+) Rapid (-) = COVID
PCR (-) Rapid (+) = COVID
Symptoms, PCR (-) Rapid (-) = COVID
Symptoms, can't get a test = COVID
Basically, we are seeing SO MUCH COVID assume it's COVID. Quarantine. pic.twitter.com/tp0I2q4wjB
Multipurpose Room 12/24/21
Blinded By the Light 12/24/21
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Early Bird Special 12/24/21
Joan Didion has passed away at the age of 87.
Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid are on a break.
Kate Winslet is profiled by The Guardian.
Thursday, December 23, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/23/21
I’m awake pic.twitter.com/oxQ4zKcIkU
— 🥀🖤𝕽𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍🖤🥀 (@ROTTENFEMUR) December 12, 2021
When you try proposing to your girl but she starts running away https://t.co/ngWhTsrVIS
— Gurshaan Nagra (@GurshaanNagra) December 12, 2021
Show and Tell 12/23/21
Didn’t book any models for my brand So I asked my 60yro mom to &… pic.twitter.com/hAg3rBCZ8A
— Travisdimeer (@travisdimeer) December 17, 2021
THIS HAS BEEN MAKING ME LOSE MY SHIT FOR DAYS. WHY DOES HE SAY PAPER TOWEL ROLL LIKE THAT??????? pic.twitter.com/dplhOfu9Aw
— rowan ? (@grimgirlfriend) December 18, 2021
Larry Fine and Moe Howard pic.twitter.com/f7ZjSTCMEX
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 17, 2021
Everything else is awful but I gave Simon a bath and now he’s really soft and clean. pic.twitter.com/nxO1pEljJF
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) December 18, 2021
🐻: you live like this????? https://t.co/uyj6rKzzxn
— So_a_king 🤌🏿 (@solomonmissouri) December 18, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/23/21
you, boy! What’s today’s online discourse pic.twitter.com/hhIAcRc3kz
— Jamison Webb (@jamisonwebb) December 15, 2021
Why can you literally buy diamonds at the airport but u can’t get vegetables lightly grilled in olive oil??
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) December 15, 2021
just got a calendar invite from my boss titled "quick chat - good thing" and I have never been more grateful/impressed with anyone in my life. a workplace revolutionary tbh
— ken cosgrove, accounts (sophie) (@mysteryspoons) December 15, 2021
let the homie inside please pic.twitter.com/Vcbb3APYo5
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) December 15, 2021
"i don't tell you how to live your life, Sonia" pic.twitter.com/dJKQtFoqTD
— Paul Bronks for Lovina Animal Welfare (@slender_sherbet) December 15, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/23/21
Los Angeles County is experiencing a “staggeringly fast rise” in newly confirmed coronavirus cases, according to a top health official.
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) December 23, 2021
The latest caseload reported Wednesday, 6,509, is more than double the total reported Tuesday.https://t.co/KWzASgRGu6
blue line: daily COVID cases in the USA
— eleanor (@zornsllama) December 22, 2021
red line: bad reviews of Yankee Candles on Amazon saying "they don't have any scent"
sources: google and https://t.co/oZm6ro0E1S pic.twitter.com/8U2XkH0RT4
As testing demand surges in the U.S., CVS said on Tuesday that it is adding a limit of six at-home coronavirus test kits per purchase. Walgreens is adding a limit of four test kits. https://t.co/nIljvJEglx
— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 22, 2021
UK reports 106,122 new coronavirus cases, by far the biggest one-day increase on record
— BNO Newsroom (@BNODesk) December 22, 2021
New York reports 28,924 new coronavirus cases, the biggest one-day increase on record, of which 17,221 are in New York City
— BNO Newsroom (@BNODesk) December 22, 2021
Multipurpose Room 12/23/21
Blinded By the Light 12/23/21
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Early Bird Special 12/23/21
Jamess Franco appears on podcast, addresses sexual misconduct allegations.
William Shatner involved in minor car accident.
Wednesday, December 22, 2021
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/22/21
Me at night driving past houses looking at all the pretty Christmas lights pic.twitter.com/RuxUX22p4p
— Kai Kenzo 𓂀 (@kaikenzoe) December 13, 2021
headphones are not enough i need the song inside of me
— Leo Modelions (@MODELIONS) December 13, 2021
“You better watch out” how do you open a Christmas song with a threat
— 𝒦𝓎 (@justky1018) December 13, 2021
(Electricians.) pic.twitter.com/XP3XLfXcEl
— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) December 12, 2021
I was singing You Are My Sunshine to my 3 year old and he told me he hates that song. I said that's a shame because I use to sing it to him when he was in my tummy before he was born and he looked me dead in the eyes and said "I hated it then too".
— 🎄Aice is my Christmas name - ask me why 🎄 (@AliceTaylorM) December 12, 2021
Show and Tell 12/22/21
Tippi is serving Christmas #Caturday lewks. 🎄🎁 pic.twitter.com/6wydYSRI6t
— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) December 18, 2021
every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk"
— angery foosh 🐟 (@teaandrobots) December 18, 2021
Because every timeline needs some little fluff balls.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/oBXTSsrS7X
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) December 18, 2021
— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) December 18, 2021
the world of darts looks…..lit pic.twitter.com/pTRonvpYOt
— Tyler R. Tynes (@TylerRickyTynes) December 18, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/22/21
Climate change creates some surreal images https://t.co/rRGVhMqhJR
— John Haltiwanger (@jchaltiwanger) December 16, 2021
guess who’s very mad she got put on an airplane pic.twitter.com/zftt4BwnHJ
— Amanda Mull (@amandamull) December 16, 2021
Jean Valjean implies the existence of Jorts Valjorts send tweet
— Morgan is writing gay scrooge fanfic (@morgankbell) December 16, 2021
ok lads you’ve invented sails https://t.co/rw1LDo0rCy
— Chris (@chr1s_2_far) December 16, 2021
— robert franco, wandering ronin (@responsiblerob) December 16, 2021
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/22/21
If covid had hit in 2007, there would be 1000 tweets a day saying "Covid has to isolate after being exposed to Chuck Norris."
— deep Brooklyn born ✡️🇵🇸🤦🏽♂️ (@EvelKneidel) December 20, 2021
Covid cases in Washington, DC are now trending vertical pic.twitter.com/mIw25K9Y62
— Read Teaching to Transgress by bell hooks (@JoshuaPotash) December 22, 2021
watching a woman calmly check her covid status (positive) on her laptop at balthazar with a dirty martini at 11am in the morning
— Will Manidis (@WillManidis) December 21, 2021
At least 132 employees at the SpaceX rocket factory near Los Angeles have tested positive for COVID-19, making it the site of the largest recent countywide workplace outbreak tracked by local health officials. https://t.co/UErdg7v5H5
— NPR (@NPR) December 21, 2021
“We are as unprepared for a surge as we were a year ago.”
— Treva B (@divafeminist) December 21, 2021
A harrowing dose of reality as it pertains to Omicron and the continued failures of U.S. public health. https://t.co/1qn8577LWb
Multipurpose Room 12/22/21
Blinded By the Light 12/22/21
Check for new blinds on Mondays at Billy Masters (if there is a blind in this week's column, there is a big red question mark to the right of it).
Check for new blinds on Fridays at Popbitch.
Check for new blinds sporadically at All About the Tea, Bossip, Lainey Gossip, Naughty Gossip, Page Six, Perez Hilton, Sandra Rose, Tamara Tattles, and TV Line.
You can also follow DeuxMoi on Instagram to get your trashy blind item fix (the account is private, so you have to request to follow them).
Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Deep Thoughts 12/21/21
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/21/21
shout out to the student who emailed to tell me they needed an extension because their edibles were too powerful i haven't stopped laughing since i read your message
— jennifer (@jenfronc) December 14, 2021
One thing about me... Imma go tf home. lmaoo
— Simeon ひ (@simeont_) December 14, 2021
Tortillas are perfect food delivery systems. No notes.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) December 14, 2021
[at my first rodeo]
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 14, 2021
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
My 2022 goal is to stop spending money like I’m el chapo
— ᴋᴇᴇʙᴀʙʏ🤩💚 (@da_keebabyy) December 13, 2021
Show and Tell 12/21/21
hitting the grocery store raw
— old tom (@YuckyTom) December 18, 2021
(no list just vibes)
when the pandemic started i was 20 and now i'm. on psychiatric medication
— rishi mahesh (@rishipuff) December 19, 2021
I'm obsessed with this pic of emma roberts because it makes her look like a hostess at a steakhouse who had a rough night pic.twitter.com/uuMa3eZNEZ
— cole (@juul_survivor) December 18, 2021
keeping it private until you know it’s permanent is self-care.
— Self Care (@SelfCareSkills) December 18, 2021
I’m always saying this pic.twitter.com/9SmSEFtZC6
— Lisa Dreher (@lisa_dreher97) December 18, 2021
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/21/21
hahaha noooo https://t.co/Fpjt0csE2G
— 🎅🏿Imani Gandy Cane🎅🏿 (@AngryBlackLady) December 18, 2021
when I finally get to makeout in 2026 pic.twitter.com/bd5KVH5AHn
— Molly (@Molly_Kats) December 18, 2021
This clip always makes me shriek. The cat said, “ calm your ass down!”.😭 pic.twitter.com/EVbxvaTtLY
— Nat Turner 2 The Bullshit (@THEEBlackleftie) December 17, 2021
Fuck that's so funny pic.twitter.com/0JlmmAaUqr
— tragic tradwife transsexual (@JenniferTheHomo) December 17, 2021
“Why am I feeling so bad today?” pic.twitter.com/xpjEQ4RCho
— 🎄seasonal🎄 depression (@midsummerqueer) December 16, 2021