Thursday, December 31, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/31/20
The lighter penguin is an elderly female whose partner died this year. The darker one is a younger male who lost his partner two years ago. Biologists have followed them as they meet every night to comfort each other. They stand for hours together watching the lights in Melbourne pic.twitter.com/VC5jOFGwYs
— meindiva🐝🛫🚉🚍🚗🌁 (@meindiva) December 28, 2020
Normalise being bitter and consumed by hatred
— nik (@cairngum) December 28, 2020
being alive is all about collecting lots of little trinkets and putting them in a row
— anne (@codinghater) December 28, 2020
we can cancel Times Square we’ve dropped the ball all year.
— Ordinary (@OrdinaryAlso) December 29, 2020
8AM before 7AM on your
— kdot ➐ (@just_kdot) December 28, 2020
your 9-5 day off pic.twitter.com/UxQIpqpRLp
They really wanted me to believe the gambit queen did an Anthropologie campaign pic.twitter.com/98b6UEMPQ7
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) December 28, 2020
Night cold vs Morning cold pic.twitter.com/nLfTQ3KawF
— HYBRID™ (@HybridOriginal_) December 28, 2020
Show and Tell 12/31/20
@ the new year pic.twitter.com/yFgAQQrCLP
— Amy, future Mothman Festival Queen (@cableknitjumper) December 27, 2020
I ain’t seen nobody say 2021 gon be they year. mfs scared as hell. pic.twitter.com/w4C4rm9lHm
— bri (@bigshitxtalker) December 29, 2020
My 2021 energy . pic.twitter.com/WVptR2PkRC
— 𝕷𝖑𝖔𝖞𝖉 𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘 ◥(ฅº₩ºฅ)◤ (@lloidjones) December 28, 2020
clocking in at my dumb little job and sending my stupid little emails pic.twitter.com/bfIvkOyzwp
— ken (fool) (@isawken) December 28, 2020
Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"
— josh 'Letterman' (olfrsfriend99) (@oldfriend99) December 28, 2020
you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for pic.twitter.com/KTbV38MmTv
— Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman) December 28, 2020
everybody shut the fuck up its apple crab pic.twitter.com/DjmmCzn42H
— allie (@mymemoldy) December 28, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/31/20
If Paul Revere was gay: pic.twitter.com/FatGIt0VWP
— Colin Rourke (@ballin_rourke) December 28, 2020
When Denzel surprised Jasmine Guy on the Different World set. pic.twitter.com/ssrjGVnncJ
— Harmony Holiday (@Harmony_Holiday) December 29, 2020
— Dr. Roberta Bobby *FROM LEEDS* (@DrSweety303) December 28, 2020
Breakfast in Novosibirsk, where it was -40 yesterday pic.twitter.com/chJmNhJUiw
— Alec Luhn (@ASLuhn) December 29, 2020
Self-taught what now??? 💀 pic.twitter.com/8JPz0kJ2nd
— ﮼ليلى (@Layla_Elayyan02) December 28, 2020
us celebrating 2021 readying
— William Yu (@its_willyu) December 30, 2020
making it a whole new
through 2020 batch of chaos pic.twitter.com/yfp6IP1Rrk
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/31/20
I'm dumb like, "I don't understand how to do my taxes or tie my shoes properly" but not dumb like "I'm in Puerto Vallarta at a pool circuit party in my speedo during a pandemic" dumb...you know?
— Reggie Aqui (@reggieaqui) December 30, 2020
It’s almost like the two are correlated... pic.twitter.com/GbDWOYNGCo
— accidentally left-wing (@LeftAccidental) December 30, 2020
Not this Grey's Anatomy ass plotline https://t.co/KjfGXaqNBS
— Fiona Applebum says block Shaun King! (@WrittenByHanna) December 30, 2020
They need to hand over vaccine distribution to whoever puts up the Shen Yun posters
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) December 30, 2020
The vaccine is only 52% effective starting two weeks after the first dose. When you get the second dose, the vaccine is 91% effective seven days later. This is a reckless headline. https://t.co/sYHCIPiHmS
— Nato Jacobs (@dcmadness202) December 30, 2020
I love seeing the same people who were like “omg why do these hicks insist on going to church in the middle of a pandemic?!” now posting pictures from their tropical vacations to poor countries that don’t have the health infrastructure to take care of the resort staff they infect
— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) December 30, 2020
Multipurpose Room 12/31/20
Blinded By the Light 12/31/20
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Early Bird Special 12/31/20
Wednesday, December 30, 2020
Deep Thoughts 12/30/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/30/20
I can finally cross this off my "to-do" list.#BetterLateThanNever pic.twitter.com/3rmfEiA3tv
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) December 28, 2020
Same, Dolly. Same. ☀️ pic.twitter.com/aDkwwEbkSg
— Olivia Munn (@oliviamunn) December 28, 2020
THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER must be taught in all screenwriting classes. pic.twitter.com/sHWE20qzTt
— Phuong Le (@phuonghhle) December 27, 2020
The longer I look at this is the funnier it gets 😩😂 pic.twitter.com/WETidn6v5N
— Uptown Big Sawatee (@SafiSuperville) December 26, 2020
The Deer or the Dog 😂 pic.twitter.com/YJFWkUXpzl
— Black Women Saved America (@WhitleyGrant13) December 28, 2020
what’s the biggest red flag you ever ignored? i’ll start. i dated a guy who drank vodka milks. not white russians. vodka with ice and whole milk. that’s on me.
— obj (@objsucks) December 27, 2020
Show and Tell 12/30/20
Aly & AJ going into the studio to give us an explicit version of "Potential Break-Up Song" pic.twitter.com/g64sWYqij3
— Jordan (@JordanApps) December 29, 2020
a smoke detector that stops beeping if you say: “no, please, there’s been a misunderstanding.”
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) December 24, 2020
LaRrY i’M oN dUCKtAleS pic.twitter.com/uL3COagY8f
— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) December 23, 2020
https://t.co/ElpGUt1zze pic.twitter.com/GdgzbulQY0
— Katherine Krueger (@kath_krueger) December 23, 2020
Weird Al Yankovic just won 2020. pic.twitter.com/dvcxbf8Rr5
— Tim Fullerton (@TimFullerton) December 23, 2020
America is so weird... let them cashiers sit down. I promise we don’t care.
— Champagne Nikhol Lí (@ChampagneTex) December 23, 2020
absolutely transfixed by this bumper sticker pic.twitter.com/MyMB6qEZve
— Lauren (nice) (@LLW902) December 23, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/30/20
This is the weirdest, most specific comic book movie trope.#WW84 pic.twitter.com/CTLhZc67SA
— cruel baby's thesis (@cody_horrible) December 27, 2020
Ppl in Atlanta always think you tryna race, like sir please let me over before I end up in Alabama
— JÆ® (@_WhyJerry) December 28, 2020
Cleansing the timeline with Chris Farley's Letterman entrance from 1996 pic.twitter.com/qXzCQEs229
— Katie Perry (@katieeperry) December 27, 2020
another gorgeous day of being someone who has not and will not watch hamilton
— kyle carrero lopez (@kylecarrerolo) December 27, 2020
Give yourself permission not to be accessible at all times. Ignore that voicemail. Leave that message on read. Turn off your phone. Don’t answer emails. Destroy your SIM card. Burn your house down. Disappear under mysterious circumstances.
— Registered trademark of SexyCo (@BrianIsZe) December 27, 2020
Bad news pic.twitter.com/P1NAhCh5EA
— Akiva Weinberger (@akivaw) December 27, 2020
With gratitude, I celebrate 45 years of sobriety. pic.twitter.com/fxzMRGlI4m
— Anthony Hopkins (@AnthonyHopkins) December 29, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/30/20
WHEN THIS PANDEMIC IS OVER I'M GONNA GO WILD addressing my non-urgent medical issues that i've been ignoring
— dr. dalia malek داليا عبد الملك ☥𓂀 (@DALIA) December 28, 2020
Thread:
A 🧵 on COVID Living Room Spread:
— Dara Kass, MD (@darakass) December 29, 2020
Saturday:
- Older, out of the house brother wants to visit younger siblings.
Mom says "get a test on the way, if you are negative you can come."
- Rapid test is (-), family spends a day together inside, laughing, playing, eating.
1/
Thread:
Normalcy bias is killing thousands of Americans. People assume that if restaurants and stores are open it’s safe. That if airports and other forms of mass transit were unsafe, they would be closed. People are operating based on how things SHOULD BE, and we have no hospital beds.
— Andrew Wortman 🏳️🌈 (@AmoneyResists) December 28, 2020
President-elect @JoeBiden says that he will get 100 million #covid19 vaccines within the first 100 days.
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) December 29, 2020
That's a million a day. It's a lot, but to get 80% of Americans 2 shots (568 million vaccinations), it will take a year and a half.
We need to ramp up even more, quickly.
In 1947, New York City vaccinated 5 million people against smallpox in two weeks. How can we be so much worse at this 75 years later?
— James Surowiecki (@JamesSurowiecki) December 29, 2020
🚨In my final piece of 2020, I look ahead to Pandemic Year 2--the vaccination rollout, how the virus will react, the lingering societal scars, and the larger lessons we must learn (but risk forgetting) from this horrendous year. 1/https://t.co/3MwScFM7tb
— Ed Yong (@edyong209) December 29, 2020
Wrote about customer entitlement in the restaurant industry, how it is ~ literally ~ dangerous during the pandemic, and how we need to move away from the idea that the customer is always right. The stories industry workers shared will make you scream!! https://t.co/3WGMNWkhT3
— Khushbu Shah (@KhushAndOJ) December 29, 2020
Wow this is a pretty serious side effect to the #CovidVaccine.... how do you feel about it? pic.twitter.com/VjiZhVOxQ7
— Zuby S. (@craniocaudal) December 28, 2020
This, from @lawrence_wright, is the most painfully revelatory account I've read of the American pandemic.
— Dhruv Khullar (@DhruvKhullar) December 28, 2020
Transported me to the first, terrifying days of caring for COVID patients in NYC—all that created that tragedy & all that's happened since @NewYorker https://t.co/W65bBKiDzC
Multipurpose Room 12/30/20
Blinded By the Light 12/30/20
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Early Bird Special 12/30/20
Tuesday, December 29, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/29/20
Wasted another year of my life but this time it wasn't my fault. pic.twitter.com/YY4K0BQXtN
— uglyboy_OJ (@Chris__oj) December 24, 2020
dude this burger needs to drop the skin care routine. pic.twitter.com/WN8VG3cxwo
— 5ive💫💥 (@5ive_zw) December 24, 2020
if i say “i’ll let you know” just enjoy your night
— ً (@lowkiemma) December 23, 2020
If you've never seen a reindeer posing under an aurora before, today is your day. https://t.co/QGzgIW34oi pic.twitter.com/XxAtvAQHG0
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) December 24, 2020
Heard my dad playing guitar and walked in to find this pic.twitter.com/4Hb3JPAR2D
— carol (@venmo4feet) December 24, 2020
Congratulations to anyone who read a book this year
— Alena Smith (@internetalena) December 24, 2020
Show and Tell 12/29/20
he absolutely did not pic.twitter.com/mg1eZlYbjk
— Spurt Magoo (@spurtmagoo) December 26, 2020
"why are you all "like
— ᴀᴅᴇʟᴇ ɪꜱ ʙᴀᴄᴋ (@philiposts) December 26, 2020
dressed like that?" what?" pic.twitter.com/1k7LZWrqFY
Dear Santa,
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) December 26, 2020
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you.
Thread:
It seems like a customary Jewish tradition to eat Chinese food on Christmas, but have you ever wondered where that time-honored practice came from?🧵
— megan | מיה (@kehillahjewess) December 25, 2020
My sister found that the snapchat filters work on guineapigs pic.twitter.com/Cj4NEHKnkv
— WildCharge 𓃵 (@wildchargeart) December 25, 2020
Huge thanks to toy companies for allowing parents to assemble your product ourselves. And huge thanks to hell for accepting me into your warm embrace.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 26, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/29/20
How I feel eating a Ferrero Rocher pic.twitter.com/y4cUK2qy3v
— Will Kellogg (@Will_Kellogg) December 24, 2020
When Harrison Ford was asked if Han Solo was a Force ghost in 'The Rise of Skywalker', his answer was 'I have no fucking idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care' pic.twitter.com/YI9laE2Y7J
— Star Wars Facts (@SWTweets) December 24, 2020
I still can’t believe this is real. I thought I dreamed this pic.twitter.com/a8KKVTb5mU
— medium naturals 4 vaccination🦝 (@bussydouche) December 24, 2020
We really used to be like “can i go pee” and teachers used to be like “no” omg.....
— fo (@f0lake) December 24, 2020
I roasted a Cornish game hen just for Alice pic.twitter.com/Bt8OANGLhv
— witness the power of adderall (@porn_horse) December 24, 2020
If you ever want a good chuckle, look up “bodybuilders in suits” pic.twitter.com/spHHnv4se2
— Gina Guillotine (@nintendo6664) December 23, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/29/20
Another “secret” New Years Eve party in LA, referencing Prohibition, promising masks required (sure), rapid tests (notoriously unreliable) and hand sanitizer, which we all know makes it totally safe to be in a crowded space for as long as you want. Hope it’s worth it, partiers! pic.twitter.com/OD751CqR1P
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) December 27, 2020
It is apocalyptically bad here. The numbers are insanely grim. I cannot understand what’s in the psyche of this place that’s causing people to behave this way. You are not immortal and you can get sick no matter how lux the velvet rope on the club is. https://t.co/WQokIJJHFy
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) December 27, 2020
This is from over 100 years ago... pic.twitter.com/ALCEzE8r8d
— Pantomime Democracy (@pantodemocracy) December 26, 2020
thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts pic.twitter.com/cBPe4OgPo3
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) December 27, 2020
1 in every 1,000 Americans has died of COVID.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) December 27, 2020
Perspective: If an American had moved to Denmark, Norway or Finland in January, her or his risk of dying from Covid would have been 5-10 times lower in 2020. South Korea, Liberia, or Hong Kong: 50-60 times lower. New Zealand: 200 times lower. Taiwan: 3,400 times lower.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) December 28, 2020
Multipurpose Room 12/29/20
Blinded By the Light 12/29/20
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Early Bird Special 12/29/20
Monday, December 28, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/28/20
people want to make the roaring twenties a thing so badly because they don’t understand the great gatsby and seemingly don’t even remember their high school history classes
— Bucks Fizz Li'l 🎄listen to @onbeliefpod (@karengeier) December 22, 2020
bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
— the braless wonder (@probablyalissa) December 26, 2020
vera wang at 71 vs me at my 20s pic.twitter.com/fZq03IEgqa
— nina (@moderkives) December 26, 2020
Whoever named sticks got it 100% right. Those things are sticks
— wooly mammoth supporter🦣 (@letsassume) December 27, 2020
How it started vs how it’s going pic.twitter.com/xOnJrKZswB
— 📍where the 💰resides (@TheeKweenK) December 26, 2020
too bad the hobbits didn’t have a fitbit, i wanna know the step count. these little guys be walking
— gavin (@gavinmatts) December 25, 2020
Show and Tell 12/28/20
i want what they have pic.twitter.com/Bl7YoolPTd
— ؘ (@cottaegecore) December 22, 2020
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the rosie o’donnell show is back and it’s happening on tik tok pic.twitter.com/uG4c6A6DGW
— Sherri Shepherd Updates (@dejatheviewpod) December 23, 2020
Scientists have discovered that, on occasions, an octopus will “punch” a fish for no reason other than “spite”https://t.co/o3uYm1iiN6
— Abbie Cheeseman (@cheesemanab) December 23, 2020
Since I’m watching the Idaho Potato Bowl I see it fit to let you all know that I think about this picture at least once a day pic.twitter.com/PEfwUuRC6D
— Caroline Fenton (@carolinefenton1) December 22, 2020
chartreuse is a lime green color but the name sounds like it should be a deep red? am i wrong? NO
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) December 22, 2020
https://t.co/OkhPMLtnkw pic.twitter.com/9HxUNHtxI2
— Lebbertoxd (@InsaneLetterbox) December 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/28/20
Soul movie said your purpose isn’t your interests or your career. your purpose is to live. brb crying 👉🏾❤️👈🏾
— Kemi 🕊 (@melanatedmommaa) December 26, 2020
me anticipating praise: yes. hell yes. oh yeah baby. this is gonna be good
— Heinz Baked Jeans (@Merman_Melville) December 26, 2020
me receiving praise: no. NO. this isn't what i wanted i would NEVER want this
Partner and I made a gingerbread International Space Station! pic.twitter.com/vVWXoKXaSo
— Claire Lamman (@ClaireLamman) December 25, 2020
I got But I’m not a pic.twitter.com/gHOhIRoqtu
— Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) December 26, 2020
My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood today
— 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕥🦚🙆🏾♀️ (@Neyogems) December 26, 2020
Does it bother anyone else that next year is pronounced “2020 won”
— Latest in space (@latestinspace) December 27, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/28/20
COVID Update December 26: The wind is invisible too, but you can feel it change.
— Andy Slavitt @ 🏡🇺🇸 (@ASlavitt) December 26, 2020
Not with COVID where the stillness is deceptive. And deadly. 1/
Last night the ED spent 9 hours trying to find a hospital that who would take a COVID positive patient in respiratory distress because I had no ICU beds in my unit. Please stop traveling. Please stop gathering.
— Sharma Joseph, MD (@SharmaJ_MD) December 23, 2020
Cell phone data reveals that people haven’t been following the rules.
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 24, 2020
Just because the restrictions are tough doesn’t mean people are adhering to those restrictions. https://t.co/5ynCdyQpkx
BREAKING—95%—new data from Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine shows 95% efficacy & is “100% effective” in preventing severe 🏥illness, says AZ CEO. That’s on par w/ Moderna & Pfizer. No official data yet, but UK 🇬🇧 said to likely approve in days. HUGE🧵. #COVID19
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 27, 2020
https://t.co/e4ra7GgmxG pic.twitter.com/YYn0MsORcy
One out of every 1500 Americans over the age of 25 is hospitalized for Covid. Astonishing. No way to spend a holiday season. Together, we can turn the pandemic around in 2021.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) December 27, 2020
Multipurpose Room 12/28/20
Blinded By the Light 12/28/20
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Early Bird Special 12/28/20
You have to admire Hilaria Baldwin’s commitment to her decade long grift where she impersonates a Spanish person
— elena ilana alana alina elana (not) (@lenibriscoe) December 21, 2020
Sunday, December 27, 2020
Saturday, December 26, 2020
Friday, December 25, 2020
Merry Christmas 2020
Thursday, December 24, 2020
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/24/20
Allison Janney said “yes I’ll do a Property Bros episode, but only if I can play it like Jessica Rabbit suggesting a throuple” pic.twitter.com/Ush9gp1Ctq
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) December 22, 2020
My girl and I decided never to go to sleep angry at each other. We’ve been awake since Friday
— Rome ❼ (@Rxme_116) December 22, 2020
Can we normalize having one job that pays more than enough?
— Dirty South Feminist 👩🏽🦱🔥 (@nubianlocz) December 22, 2020
Obsessed that these homes are the same price pic.twitter.com/QA6UujX7Sj
— Hunter Reis (@hunterreis) December 21, 2020
Glad they worked their shit out https://t.co/xb1AyoTu6c
— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) December 22, 2020
John Waters 2020 Christmas card by popular demand.... you’re welcome. 💋 pic.twitter.com/kUoUyLTxQs
— Traci Lords (@thetracilords) December 22, 2020
Show and Tell 12/24/20
https://t.co/x7zFB5ZAn0 pic.twitter.com/jpx5We6ZMQ
— T$E CHUN (@thetzechun) December 22, 2020
The end of this tiktok is maybe the hardest I've ever laughed pic.twitter.com/XhDowMP7lT
— Kristin Chirico (@lolacoaster) December 22, 2020
You either have a naked window neighbor or you are a naked window neighbor
— mollyamorous (@Mollyrhale) December 20, 2020
you can tell potato chips are healthy and natural when the bag is matte instead of glossy
— lexaprofessional (@queasy_f_bby) December 21, 2020
It’s the “loser” at the end for me 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/1MuQwS6MtT
— Matt 🍻🛳 (@mattybooz) December 22, 2020
just remembered that I was right in a fight I had 6 months ago pic.twitter.com/5uFWOJAn26
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) December 22, 2020
yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) December 22, 2020
Show and Tell: Overflow Edition 12/24/20
It still blows my mind that this video takes place inside of a motorcycle. Her mind was in 2050. pic.twitter.com/N7EojJ5Bq7
— Rossi The Jeweler ❄️ (@RossiSongo) December 23, 2020
The viewfinder The shot pic.twitter.com/pVAahXeSw6
— jon trend (@jtrend_) December 22, 2020
i’m so happy for her pic.twitter.com/xLYNL25Y16
— s t e p h e n (@tescocans) December 22, 2020
choose your fighter pic.twitter.com/V92DHRzxgI
— airi (@troybrns) December 23, 2020
Just watched a guy order the $98/lb. prosciutto and when the clerk said “Are you sure, it’s 98 dollars a pound,” the guy said “Fuck it, if not now when?” and frankly that’s the energy we should all take in these final days of this terrible year.
— Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson) December 23, 2020
I thought people could use a pic of my dog in his green holiday tuxedo. pic.twitter.com/RAI3XAITZj
— Kate Lambert (@itskatelambert) December 23, 2020
Show and Tell: Coronavirus Edition 12/24/20
I haven’t seen any friends or family since March & now I’ll be spending Christmas alone too, and while I recognize I’m very lucky & privileged in so many ways I’m grateful for, I’m also sad & lonely right now and just needed to put that somewhere. Hugs to all feeling the same 💗
— Frankie Zelnick (@phranqueigh) December 23, 2020
The Pfizer vaccine is sativa, the Moderna one is indica
— Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) December 23, 2020
#BREAKING Dozens of maskless carolers show up for 2nd time at caroling event hosted by #KirkCameron at Ventura County mall amid surge in COVID-19 cases, deaths https://t.co/V7kdCxSeIt
— ABC7 Eyewitness News (@ABC7) December 23, 2020
Ventilation within a building matters for airborne transmission. Especially bathrooms where both exhaled aerosols & toilet plume aerosols circulate. We have got to redesign our buildings w/ safer and more robust ventilation and air disinfection. #COVID19 https://t.co/Gtqk2p6PGq https://t.co/JR9jPesyP9
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) December 23, 2020
Vaccines on the way but will be awhile before most are vaccinated. We must double down on protection protocols: Wear a mask. Watch your distance. Wash your hands. And to the 3W’s add 2V’s: Ventilation and Vaccination! With this full house, we can get upper hand over the pandemic.
— Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden) December 23, 2020
Multipurpose Room 12/24/20
Blinded By the Light 12/24/20
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Early Bird Special 12/24/20
Wednesday, December 23, 2020
Deep Thoughts 12/23/20
Show and Tell: Part Deux 12/23/20
Mon chat a voulu participer à la tarte aux pommes pic.twitter.com/mcGgmcg9Mb
— 𝐋𝐨ï 📚🍂 (@encredejupiter) December 19, 2020
my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems. pic.twitter.com/Pv3dsflgXQ
— Harry Mitchell (@HarryIsLate) December 19, 2020
this kid is cooler than any of you pic.twitter.com/wDrwU9i5Hr
— santa skáld (@HoratioSkald) December 20, 2020
book buying is a hobby entirely unrelated to book reading
— Zainab Mubashir🌙 (@zainabmsheikh) December 19, 2020
Every single time my family watched CHRISTMAS STORY, my mom would say, “No one would have worn their hair like that in the 40s!”
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) December 20, 2020
So when MAD did a parody, I made sure to sneak in a little line about that.
(The other part was NOT for my mom...) pic.twitter.com/0FC8mvcldq
Thread:
I recommend becoming OBSESSED with Solar Winds attack
— Kara Nortman (@karanortman) December 19, 2020
This is not Sony or Equifax (stealing credentials, malware), but a breach proliferating in ways we may not understand for years
This attack will massively change policy, gov’t org, tech vendors, national call to service 1/ pic.twitter.com/Gr4jCNu6wC
Show and Tell 12/23/20
Well, my daughter just dropped Jesus in the school play. 🤦🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/OglOVsFQwf
— Jeff Darlington (@JeffDarlington) December 17, 2020
Still thinking about Oscar Isaac’s ska band that opened for Green Day and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones in the late 90s. pic.twitter.com/lOSOXK5Vzs
— machine gun handsome_pal (@handsome_pal) December 21, 2020
My neighbor’s dog scratched at my front door until I opened it... then ran in and stole one of my dog’s toys and ran out! I got played. And I respect it.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) December 21, 2020
[Hannibal Lector voice] Clarice... navidad
— Sophie (@jil_slander) December 20, 2020
these are funnier than the kids LMAOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/kmkNP5tfsj
— court🍯. (@forever_lashaun) December 18, 2020
so viola davis got close to 200 pounds to play ma rainey and got in shape again for woman king and nobody talks about it. we all remember how joaquin phoenix was praised for losing weight for joker. sexism much? pic.twitter.com/Yx4YmED6eO
— vulnicura🌿 (@oliviascolmans) December 19, 2020