Ellen Page Has A Squatter
While Ellen Page was away, a man made himself at home in her garage. TMZ reports that Jordan Dillard brought in bedding, a cell phone, a laptop, an iPod, a pot pipe, and one Sony Playstation game controller. Page discovered she had a squatter on Tuesday when he knocked on her windows and tried to bust through her front door. A judge has ordered him to stay 100 yards away from the property.
I can't even read that article...I glanced at the headline and thought it said "Ellen Page is a Squirtter" and thought that was way more info than ANY of us need about Ellen Page :/
ReplyDeleteGina, I was just about to say the very same thing!!
DeleteJust 100 yrds away. Oh that's still creepy.
ReplyDeleteI also have relations named Dillard.
DeleteWth????? Really, u cldnt pay me to be a celeb. Just be regular person, who has their batshit relatives living in their garage, lolololol. And stay away from ellen!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is scary. It could have turned out much much worse. I'm glad she's all right. The guy couldn't have been mentally stable if he brought a game controller and no game to use it with.
ReplyDeleteIn addition to the fact he was living in her garage.
DeleteAt least he brought his own game controller, you never know when a good game of Crash Bandicoot might happen.
ReplyDeleteAll these electronics, but no charger listed. Bummer.
ReplyDelete@ethorne That explains why he was trying to get in the house!
DeleteWe had a squatter in our house. Pissed all over the toilet seat *ducks*
ReplyDeleteMe thinks Ellen needs to get a gun. Either that or she and Keanu need to move in together and be roommates. She could stop him from drunk calling Charlize, and he can intervene when Ellen's stalkers come to call. It's a win/win.
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