Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Celebrity Real Estate - Papa Joe Simpson Edition

Jessica Simpson's father is on the move...to Malibu. Simpson just laid out $3.8 million on a bachelor pad with four bedrooms, five bathrooms, and views of the ocean. See pictures of the property at TMZ.

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  1. Waiting for the "It's too white!" comments...

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  2. Exactly what does Papa Joe do for a living? Used to be a preacher, then he managed his daughters "careers" but Chestica and Asslee no longer perform. Just celebs, that's it.

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  3. @Meanie, to be fair, it really is rather austere. Even the paintings are white-ish!

    @Sherry, the article says he now "manages models". As in barely out of their teens and fresh off the boat from Scotland male models.

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  4. Im sure papa joe gets percentage of Jessicas empire. Its a goid way to keep him out of her hair. He is a hypocritical creep, and i hate hypocrites. You dont see his bad hairdos anywhere near his grandchildren.

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  5. As for house, im generally not a fan of sharp angles. Im a craftman and cottage gal, and it wld be hard to cozy up that pointy joint.

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    1. "It would be hard to cozy up to that pointy joint" lol Ohh auntliddy, you make a funny :)

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    2. Gina- i cant believe i wrote that!!! Lolololol

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  6. Since when does a bachelor pad have 4 bedrooms??

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    1. @get off my lawn-When you're hosting a buncha twinks.

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  7. Yeah it's white, but I like the space..

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