Zooey Deschanel Is Pregnant
People announces that Zooey Deschanel is pregnant with her first child. Deschanel, 34, has been dating the father, producer Jacob Pechenik, 42, since 2014. This will be the first child for the couple. Zooey's sister Emily Deschanel is currently pregnant with her second child with husband David Hornsby.
I imagined a baby born with eyelash skimming bangs. Mazel tov!
ReplyDeleteShe'll give birth to a tarsier with eyes like those. A little hipster douchebag tarsier.
DeleteSorry, I can't stand her.
She comes across as really pretentious, but I think all hipsters are pretentious. Glad it wasn't just me.
DeleteCongrats! Maybe having a baby will force Zooey to grow up a bit. I used to love her but she's been stuck in that cutesy twee adorkable-ness for awhile now, time to branch out and grow up and be a woman not a girl.
ReplyDeleteDating since 2014. What took them so long?
ReplyDeleteEPIDEMIC PEOPLE!
ReplyDeleteHide yo kids, hide yo wives!!!
DeleteMaury's cast a spell!
DeleteCongrats to the couple. I can imagine that as a baby she must have been nothing but eyes!
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ReplyDeleteI think the weird thing about her persona now is that when she had that awful blonde hair she was quite wry and it's like she's gone backwards.
ReplyDeleteNo matter what I see her in she always has that monotone delivery.
ReplyDeleteMid 30s, its shit or get off the pot time, as far as kids go.
ReplyDeleteShe will be a hot preggo.