Monday, December 15, 2014

Kardashian Korner

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a baby boy on Sunday, Us Weekly reports. The new baby shares a birthday with her son Mason; he turned 5.

Cara Delevingne is moving in with Kendall Jenner, the Daily Mail reports. The models will share Jenner's $1.36 million Westwood condo.

In other Kendall Jenner news, Tumblr has declared her the Top Model of 2014. 

And this happened over the weekend:
 

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  1. There are not words in the English language powerful enough to express how much I do not care about this subject.

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  2. Oh, Melanie...you were once so lovely. I'll never understand why you destroyed your beautiful face. Hardly human looking. Sad.
    Don't care about the content of the post.

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  3. EPIC friendship? PMK should have been besties with Melanie's mom. They both know how to pimp a daughter.

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    1. Can you have an EPIC friendship with someone that's your New BFF? Apparently, in Tinseltown you can.

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    2. @Seven 'Tippi' didn't have to pimp out Melanie. She was an incorrigible whore in grade school. Hedren finally gave up and allowed her to date officially at 14.

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  4. Melanie's not even doing duck lips. That's just the way she looks now.

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    1. That's why it's so frightening. It really doesn't look like a human face.

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  5. Maybe Melanie wants a gig on the show--giving marital advice in her toddler voice to the girls. Would beat her present job..daily shopping to get pic taken.

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    1. At this point, she could dress up as Bruce and who would know? Both of their faces are plastic.

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    2. And of course Bruce is trying his best to look like Melanie..oh the irony!

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  6. No one gives a shit about Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne, which is great.
    Mazel tov, kids.

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  7. Wasn't this a blind earlier, that some girls were going to fake the lesbian relationship? Cara & Kendall were specifically mentioned....

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  8. Outtie? It's not nice to scare your readers!!

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  9. Kris Jenner is turning into the Joker a la Jack Nicholson era.

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  10. Really? Melanie's not doing duck lips she just looks like that now? Whoa, frightening.

    I know they're trying to make it sound like Kendall and Cara are girlfriends but I'm sure it's just a way for Kendall to try to hitch her modeling star to Cara's wagon. Especially since she's now declared the top model. Those Jenner girls (mom especially!) are horrid users. Please let them go away!!!!

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    1. I agree Sherry - Kendall just getting in with modeling crowd. Doesn't mean she won't do a little carpet munching if she has to though:) Famewhoring is strong with any Kartrashian.

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    2. I bet Kendall's picking up the tab for all of it too. Kendall hitches her star to Cara's wagon, Cara gets free living accommodations, food, booze, probably drugs and face time on TV. Tit for tat.

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  11. I wouldn't call Kendall a top model just yet but I really like her pics and think she walks well. I also LOVE Caras modeling. Clothes just look so damn good on her. I could see them having the same wild lifestyle but don't models often live together as Tyra has taught us?
    The moms are just sad old moms trying to be cool. Really, really sad. Instead of gross fake lips try Lipfusion plumping lip gloss. It's a miracle product and you won't look like a lawsuit.

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  12. I cant believe kris jenner doesnt see how pathetic she is, trying to BE kim, dating really young man, her hair, her makeup- phony phony phony.

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  13. Don't do coke, kids, or you'll end up looking like these two melted wax figures.

    And Kendall Jenner a top model, LOL!

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  14. Epic friendship between two divorced oldies trying too hard to be young and failing. Melanie really looks old and... different. And Kris is just being annoying self.

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  15. And please, Kendall a top model??? Ha! Then Im a world class surgeon.

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  16. The definition of epic:

    1. Telling a story about a hero or about exciting events or adventures

    2. Very great or large and usually difficult or impressive

    NO and NO.

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  17. Nothing to see here. Just PMK working another angle.

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  18. Oh, my. I always try to give Melanie a pass, because she's good friends with Miss Pamela and I think she's a pretty good judge of character (yes, really!), but...oh, honey. [Insert HIMYM "Oh, Honey!" GIF here.]

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