Can't stop thinking about this dude who was in the stall next to me shitting side saddle. pic.twitter.com/lAHGGfUUc4
— Patrick Hastie (@PatrickHastie) February 26, 2022
God has favorites and it’s people who get to boop danger kittens and not die pic.twitter.com/afI15Pqt1X
— 𝕁𝕖𝕗𝕗 (@MuhNameizJeff) February 25, 2022
I found out from a TikTok that some cats like to be spanked, and it turns out my cat is one of those cats so now my life is 80% cat spanking while saying “oh no, is this what you want?? I’m only doing this if you want it! I’m sorry, you’re welcome!!”
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) February 26, 2022
When the older women say “That degree won’t keep you warm at night”... Nah, actually it will sis. You can crank up the heat as high as you want when you have enough money to pay the electric bill. Get into it.
— Nooki Goldberg. 🔺 (@TheDreadheadRed) February 25, 2022
Y’all, I planned a date with this guy at the gym today, but he didn’t show up ☹️
— Nola Woods ⛳️ (@fineapple22_) February 25, 2022
that’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out pic.twitter.com/z1xxHGZBHD
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