My ancestors after thousands of generations of eating Pringles pic.twitter.com/pwaaKikQpl
— Robert Manchild 🏳️⚧️ (@RobertManchild) December 31, 2021
planning on becoming even stupider in the new year. more of a bitch as well. please update your files
— mattie (@Lubchansky) December 31, 2021
it's ok if the only thing you accomplished in 2021 was surviving. that was fucking hard. well done everyone
— endless screaming (@infinite_scream) December 31, 2021
I'm not like a relationship expert but the best advice I can give is: figure out all of the little things your partner hates doing and you don't mind doing and just quietly, without fanfare, do all of those things
— jd vance's "holler aunt" (@markpopham) December 31, 2021
some things my bf has said since I gave him left-handed scissors for christmas:
— roobs (@roobsleiser) December 29, 2021
- “come through and watch me cut this!”
- “do you need me to cut something for you?”
- “is this what cutting things has been like for you this whole time?”
- “I can cut anything”
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