I started losing my eyebrow hairs pretty rapidly this year so I went to a dermatologist to get a diagnosis — when he said I have alopecia I told him I was shocked. He said “you don’t look surprised.” I was like “I know because I don’t have eyebrows.”
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) October 6, 2021
Drake going on IG Live with Druski talking about his life being a downward spiral since CLB was the deep laugh I needed before bed!! pic.twitter.com/tXphvKFkvC
— 🎢 (@notpunnyhunny) October 6, 2021
Gym time pic.twitter.com/7ILnQSumVu
— Out of Context Pets (@contextpets) October 5, 2021
*minor inconvenience occurs* pic.twitter.com/mLBnr7wg3F
— 𝕱ʀᴀɴᴋ-Qᴜɪɴɴ-𝖘ᴛᴇɪɴ🎃🔪 (@QuinnKeaney) October 6, 2021
The lady at the DMV took my picture for the license/registration. Then she asked “body type?”
— Matthew Cappucci (@MatthewCappucci) October 5, 2021
“Um, slim to average… I guess…?”
“Of the vehicle.”
“Oh.”
*she laughs hysterically for 3 minutes*
Now she is telling all her coworkers and I can never show my face here again.
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