did a rooster write this ??? pic.twitter.com/Am1KozfspD
— shelby lorman (@sdlorman) March 26, 2021
Quarantine has me living like a sim. It takes me six hours to cook spaghetti. If something is blocking my path i just cry
— remi (@billielurked) March 25, 2021
I was unaware of the Medieval trend of depicting Aristotle being ridden and whipped by a dominatrix named Phyllis to show the power of female sexuality over male intellect. Having just finished a comp exam where I was subjected to too much Aristotle, I'm enjoying these. pic.twitter.com/LNZTmyyZ7U
— Eduardo García-Molina (@eduardo_garcmol) March 25, 2021
when pasta needs a little bit of the water it was cooked in to feel comfortable...I don’t understand the chemistry but I understand the feeling 🥰
— Chris Fleming (@chrisfluming) March 26, 2021
me reading twitter like it’s the morning paper pic.twitter.com/bmgI6nkzDj
— common tart (@katierpacker) March 25, 2021
Cat owners be like: pic.twitter.com/CJASqCBEUU
— A•M ✪ (@Sir_Mdee) March 25, 2021
I have no more passwords left in me
— P Money (@Maechez1) March 24, 2021
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