Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
I am approaching this with anthropological precision.
Here are a few observations. pic.twitter.com/1WARv5nax4
The Nativity Mamma Mia
— Matthew May Whovier (@MatthewKBegbie) December 19, 2020
A mysteriously
pregnant woman is
visited by three men
who worship her child
tchaikovsky was able to become a full-time composer bc of this one rich lady who paid him 6000 roubles a year and her one condition was that they never meet in person and he was like “ok thank god” and they just wrote each other letters twice a week for 13 years. that’s the dream
— the almond brother (@blueberryghoul) December 18, 2020
my cat fucking ate my degree!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/dIhabGALUH
— guy *whose cat ate his degree (@mamblonumber5) December 21, 2020
Jane Austen Powers. not sure where i was going with this one. they cant all be winners
— jd vance's "holler aunt" (@markpopham) December 22, 2020
We've really normalized hopping into strangers cars and just hoping for the best 😩😩😭😭
— Fiona Applebum says block Shaun King! (@WrittenByHanna) December 22, 2020
Thread:
A janitor making $4/hour walked into a Fortune 500 company boardroom. Shaking, he took a seat opposite the CEO.
— Ankith Harathi (@ankithharathi) December 22, 2020
"So I had an idea..." he nervously began.
Years later, that idea would become an iconic consumer brand and make him worth ~$20M.
Here's how that meeting went 🧶👇
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