so if I’m alone on Christmas Eve will the ghosts just come over or do I need to act up first
— Kelly Bachman (@bellykachman) November 27, 2020
I can move diagonally on this floor. pic.twitter.com/3HU8bER8uK
— + Mark O'Connell (@rfkram) November 27, 2020
Story of my life: pic.twitter.com/YUxjriZf4R
— Daniel Salinas Córdova (@DanielSalinas00) November 25, 2020
He won’t talk to me because I invited a boy over and ruined his fucking life. pic.twitter.com/NDojPZX94P
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) November 27, 2020
I tell my cat “I know” whenever she meows but I’m gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 26, 2020
nobody:
— ye 🌍 (@yedoye_) November 26, 2020
ppl who ravaged the world looking for spices: ooh spicy
my doctor: you have to stay hydrated
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 30, 2020
me: https://t.co/Zv2KLMabx1
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