My sister an I paid $40 to have a pink pineapple mailed to us because it’s the 18th century and I’m Olivia Colman. pic.twitter.com/ClUSVskES9
— Rosa Pasquarella (@whatrosasaid) October 20, 2020
cleansing timeline (going to do this every time I tweet something upsetting, as penance)
— 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘐𝘌 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘙 (@333333333433333) October 20, 2020
pic.twitter.com/FdJIXnF1od
Me lip syncing at the grocery store under my mask: pic.twitter.com/30jeAVUtNL
— albs 🎃 (@albertoutspoken) October 20, 2020
Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.
— Ayush (@ayushguptaaa) October 19, 2020
Me: 0mg
Me: Please contact me with any questions, always happy to discuss.
— Patrick Theiner (@patricktheiner) October 19, 2020
My students: pic.twitter.com/SOxQbiULpT
Sometimes when I’m down I remember that Gerald Ford would let his golden retriever Liberty trot back and forth in the Oval Office during meetings to get participants to scratch her neck.
— David Priess (@DavidPriess) October 20, 2020
And it makes me smile. Every time. pic.twitter.com/tUGLi9HYxz
If only we could have seen this coming pic.twitter.com/YHOUbdFWaI
— Wilson (@VolleyBaws) October 19, 2020
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