You: 40 years ago--
— Olivia Hofer (@oghofer) October 17, 2020
Me: ah, so 1960
You: No, 1980.
Me: no
It’s always so wild to me how friendship works. someone who’s not related to you, has zero obligations to but loves you whole heartedly. Makes me cry
— Nandipha (@nandiJKJ) October 16, 2020
I waited on Kirstie Alley back when she was the Jenny Craig lady. She tipped 20%, never made eye contact, and quietly asked me to discreetly bring her a coffee cup full of hot fudge, which I watched her eat WITH A SPOON, and no one can EVER take that precious memory away from me.
— Tim 🎶Dun-Dun-Dunnnn🎵 (@timothydunn) October 18, 2020
So, lmao. China McClain made a thing. pic.twitter.com/NmXUaK7Td0
— her name is cyn. (@cynfinite) October 17, 2020
We walked by a house today that had a long pipe in the front yard labelled “candy chute” and the woman who lived there happened to be outside as we walked by and said “want to test it out?” and sent a little candy bar down it for my kid
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) October 17, 2020
Best Twitter thread ever!!
Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog.
— 🦇🎃 spookachu 🎃👻 (@soapachu) October 17, 2020
Dalmatian pic.twitter.com/rztl7RyCT8
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