How do men find pillows that flat? I have never seen flat lifeless pillows being sold and yet men always own them— I’m a riot! (@glamdemon2004) August 21, 2020
Enjoy this video of Denzel Washington and Jamie Foxx bonding over Cardi pic.twitter.com/6Du91H83nq— Chass (@chassity_maxx) August 21, 2020
DATING: can’t wait to see you again— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 21, 2020
MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night
At a Harvard new employee orientation, an icebreaker was “What have you learned since coming here?”— MV Kiang (@mathewkiang) August 21, 2020
Most of us said stuff like “how to make a human ear from pig cells.” BUT somebody said, “There are dumb people everywhere.”
That was 2010 — I still think of her once in a while.
Some words really are a wild ride to spell. “Eighth?” Every letter you’re what the fuck am I even doing then you black out and suddenly you’ve spelled a word? Absolutely out of this world experience.— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) August 21, 2020
Computer, show me a metaphor for the futility of solving climate change through personal lifestyle changes. https://t.co/ZOSOuWFMNY— Peter Jacobs (@past_is_future) August 22, 2020
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