During these unprecedented times, every athlete from across the globe stands idle, as sporting events everywhere are cancelled...— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) March 30, 2020
Every athlete but ONE. pic.twitter.com/yIgg7n91aD
there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) March 30, 2020
March is no longer a month, it has been reclassified as an era— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 30, 2020
every day I say my morning mantra: “tomorrow I will eat healthier”— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 30, 2020
me alone with my thoughts vs me alone with my thoughts five minutes later pic.twitter.com/tFdAMTxHBm— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) March 30, 2020
Pigeons probably think we’re extinct— Saritaaa (@bxsarrr) March 29, 2020
I made the mistake of telling my husband an early symptom of COVID is loss of smell.— Shawna Gawreluck (@ShawnaGofABPoli) March 29, 2020
He’s taken to passing gas in my vicinity & then when I react, informing me he is helpfully “performing a health check”.
He taught the children the technique.
I may divorce him.
House near us puts these bears out each day, doing a different activity every time. It’s all I live for currently... pic.twitter.com/cSKYiqZL1Z— Adam Harrison (@Adam_Harrison13) March 30, 2020
I have expelled my son from home school. It had to happen. And it did.— emma freud 🔴 (@emmafreud) March 30, 2020
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