my 2 month old: i cant sleep daddy i’m afraid of frankenstein— father of literate three month old (@punished_picnic) August 7, 2019
me: haha dont you mean frankenstein’s monster
my 3 month old: i do not. personally i find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you
This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like. pic.twitter.com/sGj86933LA— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) August 7, 2019
This is the most unhinged Ask Polly letter I've ever received, hands down. https://t.co/IMcgxMcWDJ— Heather Havrilesky (@hhavrilesky) August 7, 2019
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