Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly https://t.co/Tqptbh0vOp— Jason (@longwall26) July 12, 2019
Life a of a movie star. I'm shelling peas. pic.twitter.com/R4C6kaeivj— Vincent D'Onofrio (@vincentdonofrio) July 11, 2019
ME, 10: I want a big mansion— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) July 12, 2019
ME, 20: I want a cool apartment
ME, 30: I want a small hut that stands on chicken legs & has been hidden away deep in the forest
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