Hold your head high and look today straight in the eye. You got this! pic.twitter.com/wWKJTzkERM— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) June 3, 2019
My wife broke one half of two different novelty salt and pepper shakers — a little vampire couple, and two ghosts — or as she puts it: “They murdered their spouses so that they could be together.” pic.twitter.com/ViWDoyAhuI— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) June 3, 2019
My cat figured out how to stand today ... and now she just can’t quit pic.twitter.com/W50MNRZEnr— Alyx Weiss (@ayydubs) June 3, 2019
The anesthesiologist for my surgery last week requested feedback so I wrote “I felt nothing and I’m not dead” and realized I found the title for my next memoir.— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) June 3, 2019
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