I refer to testicles as “wonkas” because they’re in between a willy and a chocolate factory.— maggie mull (@infinitesimull) March 26, 2019
How about a movie where Mary Poppins turns out to be a serial killer? Think how exciting that would be. The umbrella could have, like, a machete inside.— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 26, 2019
When meeting a friend for dinner, whoever cried that day gets to pick where you eat. If you both have cried it's pizza by default.— Leslie Grossman (@MissLeslieG) March 26, 2019
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