You Know You're A Redneck When...

...you bring a gun to a wedding at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York City, and you accidentally fire it and injure five people. The Hollywood Reporter states that a guest was fingering his gun when it shot off prematurely. The bullet proceeded to graze a woman's head; four others were injured by broken glass caused by the bullet. Helpful hint: when you ask yourself if a firearm goes with this tuxedo, the answer is always no!