Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Olivia Wilde Talks Body After Baby

Olivia Wilde recently wrote a personal essay for Shape Magazine. The publication quotes her as follows:

"I am not in perfect shape. In fact, I'm softer than I've ever been, including that unfortunate semester in high school when I simultaneously discovered Krispy Kreme and pot. The photos of me in this magazine have been generously constructed to show my best angles and i assure you, good lightly has been warmly embraced. The trust is, I'm a mother, and I look like one.

After giving birth, I joined the ranks of millions of new mothers when I moaned, 'Why do I still look pregnant? Is there another one stuck in there?' For a couple of weeks after you pop that sucker out, you are the walking wounded. First of all, you haven't seen your vagina in months, even though it's all her fault you're in this situation. Now that you can confirm that she is, in fact still there, she isn't the gal you remember, and would rather you back off and give her some space (and an ice diaper) for the time being, thank you very much."

Read the full essay at Shape.

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