When I wake up, I want tea and everyone to not talk to me for an hour. When I'm in the bathroom, I want to wash my hands or take a shower or use the loo, not take a photo of my butt.
@7: I finally went to see a shrink last week because my insomnia has been really bad lately. A woman in her early 30s came into the waiting room and spent 20 minutes turning it into her own selfie shoot. She was moving all around the lobby, draping herself and posing seductively all over the empty chairs. I was like holy shit you need help muuuuuch more than I do!
I yet to find an angle for a selfie that makes me look NOT old or fat so I'm doing my bit on the no selfie front. Apparently the font seat of your car selfie is the best choice for looking good.
I thought of you guys and your eternal love of selfies as I took one last night! I went to a masquerade ball so I had to commemorate all the hard work I spent on my mask and my matching ombre lips.
First let me say that john Stamos can do no wrong, and I will gladly accept wih open arms as many selfies as he would like to give. Now, Here's when a selfie is never ok
@Krystie there's a HUGE difference in taking a selfie that shows some sort of accomplishment, such as a killer makeup application or haircut or something, and just another frigging picture of your face making duck lips.
I for one am never going to be taking any photos of myself waking up. (Stamos does look good there, I can't deny that).
Min - i found a few selfies of me going through our hard drive & it is amazing all the different hairstyles I've had over the years. Fortunately i am not only weird looking, but completely unphotogenic. So people know I don't pose or invest any actual effort to appear otherwise.
Why?
ReplyDeleteThis is my eternal selfie question. WHY?
When I wake up, I want tea and everyone to not talk to me for an hour. When I'm in the bathroom, I want to wash my hands or take a shower or use the loo, not take a photo of my butt.
#teamstopwiththeselfies
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Delete+1 Seven.
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking the same thing. Then I went to my next thought, selfies need to die. It's so sad and pathetic.
Then, I thought, damn, he's still fine.
But, selfie. JUST SAY NO!!!
@7: I finally went to see a shrink last week because my insomnia has been really bad lately. A woman in her early 30s came into the waiting room and spent 20 minutes turning it into her own selfie shoot. She was moving all around the lobby, draping herself and posing seductively all over the empty chairs. I was like holy shit you need help muuuuuch more than I do!
ReplyDeleteThat would have been funny if you started taking pics of her and commanded her like Austin Powers "yes, yes! NO NOOOO!"
DeleteLMFAO Kat!!!
DeleteAre you serious Lady H?! People seriously have NO shame.
DeleteIf i could remember how to do a clicky, I'd attach that Amy Schumer ep where she tries to take sexy selfies for her boyfriend
DeleteI yet to find an angle for a selfie that makes me look NOT old or fat so I'm doing my bit on the no selfie front. Apparently the font seat of your car selfie is the best choice for looking good.
ReplyDeleteIt's true! I don't know why the light in the car is so flattering but it is!
DeleteI thought of you guys and your eternal love of selfies as I took one last night! I went to a masquerade ball so I had to commemorate all the hard work I spent on my mask and my matching ombre lips.
ReplyDeleteFirst let me say that john Stamos can do no wrong, and I will gladly accept wih open arms as many selfies as he would like to give.
ReplyDeleteNow,
Here's when a selfie is never ok
@Krystie there's a HUGE difference in taking a selfie that shows some sort of accomplishment, such as a killer makeup application or haircut or something, and just another frigging picture of your face making duck lips.
ReplyDeleteI for one am never going to be taking any photos of myself waking up. (Stamos does look good there, I can't deny that).
Min - i found a few selfies of me going through our hard drive & it is amazing all the different hairstyles I've had over the years. Fortunately i am not only weird looking, but completely unphotogenic. So people know I don't pose or invest any actual effort to appear otherwise.
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